Sasuke X Reader ||Oneshots||

AU: Sasuke X Reader || Drunken Days || Part 1

[Completed: 7.13.2018] <--Including edits

WARNING: Some curse words, Alcohol/Drunkness.

THANK YOU FOR 16K!! I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANGR TO SAY IT BUT THANK YOU even if mah stories kinda suck (~‾∇‾)~ I LOVE YOU ALL AND EVERYONE OUT THERE COULD MAKE AMAZING BOOKS!!

Please no hate on Sakura or anyone else, I do not wanna take out mah chainsaw today -.-;
I personally love Sakura ;-; Sakura will be AWESOME in dis fanfic, I prwwomise.

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-[Name]'s POV-

"EEK I SHIP IT SO HARD!! THIS IS CANON?!? IT'S SO ADORABLE AND AHH!!"

I'm just in my dorm room with Sakura, my dorm-mate, reading fanfics while Sakura stares at me like she saw an abnormal titan that's not eating people. I was squealing at a yaoi fanfic on my laptop.

Sakura stopped whatever she was doing and walked over to my bed and plopped on it. She stared at what I was reading, she started squealing with me.

"NO WONDER YOU'RE SQUEALING SO MUCH!! THIS IS SO CUTE!!" Sakura's eyes sparked.

We both rolled around my bed while squealing at a 'NaruSasu' fanfic.

Sakura, Ino, and I have been best friends for eternity. I was there when Sakura and Ino was obsessed with a duckbutt. Eh, too bad they both became normal and started shipping ME with HIM. Like I'm pretty sure, I'm fine on my own with all my anime baes on my wallpaper.

I was hella lucky to have one of my best friends dorming with me. Nothing better than to sit back and read some dirty fanfics.

We were about to read further down but someone barged into our dorm.

"HEY GUYS!!" Naruto shouted with a bright smile.

"NARUTOOO WHY DID YOU BREAK DOWN OUR DOOR!" Sakura popped a vein. I laughed at her reaction.

"Heya Naruto, what's up?" I said, then sticking my tongue out in a silly manner. Sakura was still fuming over our door.

"I'm hosting a party tonight in my dorm room and you guys are invited! It's going to be THE BEST PARTY EVER, BELIEVE IT!" He happily shouted, making weird hand gestures.

"Huh? A party? WE'LL BE THERE TONIGHT!" Sakura squealed. Naruto's eyes lit up even more.

"YEAH!! SEE YOU GUYS TONIGHT" Naruto ran out the 'door' too excitedly. I laughed a little. Sakura suddenly remembered something.

"NAAARRRUTTTOO COME BACK HERE!! YOU STILL GOT TO FIX OUR DOOR!!"

I laughed harder and fell off the bed.

"Owwie.." I rubbed my head and laughed it off. I turn to Sakura and saw her laughing her butt off at my expected drop from my bed.

"HAHAWAHAWAH!" Sakura laughed so hard that she made me snort. It took us a few minutes before we had control over ourselves.

"[Name], you're helping me fix this door.." She said while pointing at the door.

"Nahh~ I didn't break it sooo not my problem~" I stood up from the floor and wipe imaginary dust off myself.

"[Name]~" Sakura whined. I stuck my tongue out.