Fate (PIPABETH FF) ✔️

Shove It In Mount Olympus and Read the Facts

MEANWHILE, AT MOUNT OLYMPUS...

"Honestly, Aphrodite, would you QUIT tagging around me like a mange-ridden, homeless animal?! Just because our daughters are officially together doesn't mean WE are, so stick that in your little brainless head of yours and READ THE FACTS." Athena snapped.

Aphrodite put her hands up in surrender. "Wait, did you just push the idea of us together?" she asked, wiggling her eyebrows. Athena lost it. She groaned loudly and laid down on the floor. "I give up. I never give up, but THIS has become too much. I am completely TIRED of you tagging around me and chattering about our offspring, and I- I can't." The goddess of wisdom gasped out, still laying scattered on the floor. "I hate you." she mumbled. "I've never, ever felt this frustrated in eons." she continued frustratedly, pulling her helmet over her face.

Aphrodite clicked her tongue. "Just like a child," she mumbled, but she herself could not seem to stop the smile threatening to break out on her lips.

Meanwhile, Hermes was giggling like a tiny child while eavesdropping on the two goddesses. Sure, Athena had caught up to him (somehow) and beat the living immortality out of him, but he couldn't help but laugh. The two were obnoxiously fighting 24/7 now, and guess who was (kind of) TOTALLY NOT INVOLVED in that stuff. Although he was the god of mischief, he TOTALLY didn't–

Who was he kidding? He liked watching the two fight, and even added a small spark to it.

Which ended up with Athena lying down on the floor helplessly with Aphrodite on the fact that they were totally destined for each other and whatnot.

He decided to leave while Athena hadn't spotted him yet.

Aphrodite 'tsked'. "Wow, learn to love, Athena, you cold, cold, goddess." she said. "I CAN'T love, Aphrodite, I'm a maiden goddess. Also, because it's just wrong. I mean, why would anyone take time off their life dedicating their whole, entire, precious life to some guy?! They could easily have been a successful person in life!! Now, stick that in your little head and MEMORIZE." Athena said, gritting her teeth and clenching her fists. "Well, I figured you'd wish for me." Aphrodite said with a wink. "Although, Piper wouldn't really be a fan of it–"

"Aphrodite, you'd better run while you still can." Athena said, voice calm but full of venom.

"Really? As if you'd dare to even land a mark on me."

"Oh, I'd dare."

"Yeah. I'm having a particularly hard time believing that. Zeus forbid, you're still on the floor!"

"Aphrodite, I am SERIOUS."

The goddess of love and beauty just shrugged. "Yeah. Sure, sweetheart." she teased.

"One," Athena counted. The other goddess didn't budge.

"Two," Aphrodite mimicked.

"TWO," Athena said, getting up, eyes blazing.

Aphrodite scurried away as fast as she could and began to hide and gather resources.

Thus, the goddess of wisdom began her search for a particular love goddess, weapons in hand.

Meanwhile, AGAIN, Hermes was 'tsking' under his breath. "Boy, at this point, you'd think Ares was the one who got them like this."

Just a lovely filler for all you impatient alpacas.

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aphrodite tried to hit and she missed

sorry not sorry

just get together, and then baby cheer up