Taelisa Texts...

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Lisa: HEY TEA!

Lisa: TEA!

Lisa: 🍵

Lisa: TAE!

Lisa: Omg! Wake your ass up!

Lisa: Don't ignore me!!!

                    Tae ma bae 😘 is typing...

Lisa: Yea you better answer.

Tae ma bae 😘: Hey.

Tae ma bae 😘: It's 5am. Why are you awake?

Tae ma bae 😘: You kept calling and texting. Are you ok?

Lisa: I'm ok. I just had these late night thoughts... or is it early morning thoughts?

Lisa: Hmm.. the world may never know.

Tae ma bae 😘:  Is that what you wanted to say. 😑. That was the thought keeping you up all night?

Lisa: Well, actually no. I was on Pinterest an found some funny ass jokes. Can I say them to you.

Tae ma bae 😘: NO

Lisa: Whyyyyyyyyy!!!!

Tae ma bae 😘: Go wake Jisoo up. I'm trying really hard not to fall asleep RN.

Lisa: No please. I won't be your friend if you don't listen to me.

Tae ma bae 😘: Really? That's how you wanna play. FINE. GO AHEAD. SAY THEM!!!

Lisa: Ok...

Lisa: A sandwich walks into the bar and asks for a drink... the bartender says... SORRY WE DON'T SERVE FOOD HERE!!!! 😂 😂 😂

Tae ma bae 😘: Why am I still awake. I could've slept but no... I had to listen to your lame jokes.

Lisa: Hey they're not mine. And they are funny! Anyways I have more.

Tae ma bae 😘: Go ahead...

Lisa: What lights up a soccer stadium?

30 seconds later...

Lisa: ANSWER ME!

Tae ma bae 😘: Lisa, I've seen this one. The answer is a soccer match.

Lisa: 😂 😂 😂 😂 hahahahhaha!!

Tae ma bae 😘: Its REALLY not that funny.

Lisa: Fine. Geez. You're an asshole you know that.

Tae ma bae 😘: Ok. I'll give you one more chance to make me laugh even tho I'm not in the mood. But go ahead if it makes you happy.

Lisa: See this... is why I love you!

Lisa: Someone told me you sound like an owl.

Tae ma bae 😘: Who?

After realization...

Tae ma bae 😘: Shit. 😂 lmao. You made me laugh. Now can we get back to sleep.

Lisa: Yea. I'm not sleeping anytime soon.

Tae ma bae 😘: Why?

Lisa: I can't sleep. Idk why.

Tae ma bae 😘: Well I'm not sleeping either.

Call from Tae ma bae 😘...

They talked all night.... morning. Idfk.

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