"Hey, gorgeous. Can I have your number?" A girl suddenly approached me.
"No." I simply answered and drank another shot of Vodka.
"Aw why not?"
"Why the hell do you even want it?"
"So I can communicate with you some other time."
"We don't even know each other."
"That's why we'll get to know each other."
"Why? Because I'm hot?"
"Yep. And you seemed lonely. You probably need someone."
"I don't need someone. Just get out of my sight before I crack your skull open with this bottle." I said as I raised the bottle of Vodka in front of her.
"Woah missy, no need to be that violent. Well, unless it's in bed." She winked.
"I knew you're like one of those assholes." I glared at her for the last time and drank the remaining wine in my glass, fully ignoring her.
"Hey! I'm trying not to be one!" She protested but I just treated her as wind and continued drowning myself in alcohol.
*poke* "Hey."
*poke* "Baby."
*poke* "Mrs. Manoban."
*poke* "Strawberry Shortcake."
"You're just taller than me." I gave her a death glare as I said that.
"Then you're still short."
"Fuck you."
"Here? Okay." She leaned closer but I raised the now empty bottle, threating to break it on her head. "Okay, okay. I'll stop."
(Lesh shwitsh poynt ov vyuwsh)
"She wash really a ddick." Okay, she's really drunk.
"But she doesn't have one." I replied.
"Exshactly! But she ish really a ddick. She shuddenly left then I found out that she's with fucking shomeone!" She yelled, no one's noticing her since the music was too loud.
"Damn." I uttered.
I immediately took her second bottle of Vodka when she attempted to chug it.
"Hey! Giiiiiiive iit baaaeeck!"
"Nawp. You drank too much already." I gave the bottle to the waiter who passed by and held her hand.
"AHHHH!! HELPPPP! SOMEONE'S HOLDING MY HAND!!" She shouted in English when I pulled her up from her seat.
"Relax, I'm just helping you to stand up."
"Are you going to take me to bed and rape me?"
"What the? No! I ain't like that!" I successfully pulled her out the club, with difficulty since she sometimes fall, and met the dark and silent street.
"Bye bye. I'm falling." I catched her and put her on my shoulder when she almost completely fell.
"WOOOOOOOH!!!! I'M A BIIIIIIIIIIRDDDDDDDDDD WITHOUTTTTT WIIIIIINGSS!!!!" I laughed at her silliness and brought her in the backseat of my car.
"Don't you dare puke in my car or else." I told her as I started my car.
"Or else I'll die? Then I'mma puke right now."
"NO!" I frantically faced to the backseat and saw her laughing hard.
"Aish." I drove off with a small smile on my face.
