Jisoo: HAPPY 2ND ANNIVERSARY TO US BITCHESSSSS!!!!!!!!
Rosé: WOOOOOOOOHH!!!
Jisoo: Wait, where's the two?
Rosé: Didn't they both excuse their selves to change?
Jisoo: Oh my gosh. They're receiving their reward from each other right now. I'm sure.
Rosé: *gasps* They have rewards already?
Jisoo: *rolls eyes* Duh.
Rosé: *goes to Jennie's room* Hey! You guys are un--
Lisa: *stops sucking Jennie's neck and thrusting her fingers in her to look at the door*
Rosé: HOLY KIMCHI FRIED RICE!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs back to the living room where Jisoo is*
Jisoo: *looking at memes on her phone* Told you. Let's just celebrate together. *stands up and walks dangerously close to Rosé*
Happy 2nd anniversary to BLACKPINK, assholes.