(Authors note // this is not chapter 1 this is just a pilot or a sneak peak as to what this story will be about)
The quiet small town of South Park just witnessed the murder of their beloved mayor, Mayor McDaniels and parents all over town have been more protective of their children knowing s murderer is in the loose.
"This isn't right" said Dayanara Ruiz, examining all the evidence and online news articles regarding the murder.
"Nothing's right to you ya Mexican" blurted out Paige Cydzlowsky.
"Shut up fatass!" Yelled Dayanara. "Just because I'm Hispanic doesn't mean I'm Mexican"
"I'm not fat! I'm cute chubby!" Responded Paige.
"Believe what you wanna" said Dayanara rolling her eyes.
"Hey Daya have you analyzed all the evidence?" Asked Renee Marin, the calm collected one who doesn't give two shits about drama. Obviously she's as concerned as the rest of them with this case but she never gets involved in petty shit.
Kyra Chapman on the other hand, #boycrazy.
"So who do you guys think would be the hottest boy in South Park?" Asked Kyra.
"Cmon Kyra focus we're trying to solve a crime" said Dayanara. They call her Daya for shirt so she just goes by that.
"Oh Daya just leave it up to the police they'll take care of it" Kyra assured Daya but she wasn't convinced.
"Well of course the police is gonna be investigating, we're just conducting our ow search" said Renee.
~time skip~
South Park elementary school 8:30 am.
All four girls walked in to the school wearing sunglasses
"I feel like a mother fucking James Bond" said Paige.
"Chapman. Kyra Chapman." Said Kyra as she glanced over her sunglasses at a certain boy in an orange parka.
"Kyra did you just pull a James Bond on that kid?" Asked Renee.
"Mayyybe" Responded Kyra.
"During free periods like lunch and recess we can start questioning people" said Daya.
"I sure would like to question parka boy over there" said Kyra as the kid in the orange parka winked at her.
Little did they know there was another group looking for answers...
" capture them!"
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South Park - Mission Impossible
FanfictionThe murder of Mayor McDaniels has swept the town into concern and craziness as 4th grade detective spies Paige Cydzlowsky, Dayanara Ruiz, Renee Marin, and Kyra Chapman attempt to solve the case with a little help from south parks 4 favorite boys- E...
