South Park - Mission Impossible

Putting the Pieces Together

(Authors note // it's a bit hard to keep switching points of view because some characters are easier to write about than others)

Daya's POV:
"Where were we?" I asked Kyle.

"Seems like the back of a truck or a van" he said.

"Do you think these kidnappers could've killed McDaniels?" I asked.

"Daya I dont know but I'm scared for our lives I dont know where they're taking us!" Said Kyle.

"Relax kyle if they wanted to kill us they'd do it already" I said. The van thing came to a stop. Both Kyle and I were blindfolded, and carried into some room.

"Someone wanna fill us in on what the fuck is going on?" I Said. "Try to kill us like mayor McDaniels and we'll Marin you"

"You wouldn't dare. I doubt you'd have such close powerful allies" said a voice I didn't recognize.

Finally our blindfolds were removed to find 4 people in black hoodies.

"Is this some sort of cult?" Asked Kyle. He clinged onto me, hugging me, and he blushed. I didn't mind it.

"Reveal yourselves!" I demanded.

Three of the hooded people took off their hoods and revealed......

Mr Garrison, Mr. Mackey, and Pc Principal!

"I'm not surprised. I should've known my own teachers were behind the murder" I said.

"Wait what? No we're not the murderers" said Garrison.

"Well then who's the fourth?" Asked Kyle.

The fourth figure opened the hood to reveal
Principal Victoria?

"What the hell?" Said Kyle.

"Wait a minute, if you're not the murderers then why did you meet in the faculty room with a shady note? Talk about shady" I said.

"So it was YOU who broke into my house?!" Yelled Garrison.

"Well...not exactly. You got Renee Marin-ed"

"Oh shit" said Garrison.

"That explains the note Mkay?" Said Mr. Mackey.

"Well we have a lead on who it is" said principal Victoria.

"How do we know we can trust you?" I Asked.

"Well because we've been doing some investigation work of our own" said pc principal.

"Weird. All evidence we've found points towards you. This isn't right" I said, examining all the evidence and online news articles regarding the murder. "I myself must've gotten Marin-ed"

"Why would you think it's Daryl Weathers? He's just some jobless redneck" said Kyle.

"Actually now that you say that, it could make sense. He's jobless, right? And the mayor runs the town, including providing jobs. Jobless, redneck probably with a gun could've ended mayor McDaniels right then and there" I said.

"Simply for not providing his people with jobs" added Kyle.

"We just solves a crime baby!" I said with much enthusiasm and hugged Kyle.

"Sorry" I then quickly said and pulled away.

"It's ok" he said and smiled as his face reddened and he kissed me.

"I like you" we both said at the same time. We went in for another kiss, but were interrupted by Garrison saying

"Eww gross do that elsewhere"

"We gotta get the rest of my team and Kyle's too. You know what? We're all one team. So cmon let's go solve a crime!" I said and cheered at the end.

We got back in the van but I got to ride shotgun so that was nice. We picked up Paige and Cartman who were all the way in the back kissing each other, or probably just licking the cheesy poof dust off each other's lips.

Next stop, Renee and Stan.

Renee's POV:
Stan seemed to cheer up a bit, as we had ice cream and then walked around town and shopped around. I got us matching bracelets that were red and blue. It felt great to see him smile.

We sat down on the steps of some store.
"Hey Stan I hope you had fun because I really did" I said.

"Yea Renee. Thanks for that you really helped get my mind off of Wendy" said Stan.

"Anything anytime" I said. "Listen Stan I need to confess something. I know I haven't shown it, but I've liked you since day one. Like liked you"

"Renee I dont know" started Stan.

"Don't worry if you say no I won't pull a Marin on you. That's more of Zack's thing" I said.

"I really like you too Renee I just don't want to burden you with my baggage-" he started but I cut him off with a kiss.

"There's no weight limit to the baggage on Marin airlines" I joked. He laughed and hugged  me.

A van pulled up with Daya in the passengers seat.  

"Hop in Marin!"