South Park - Mission Impossible

Awkward Game of Truth or Dare

Paige's POV:
Eating those Cheetos apparently attracted Cartman's attention so he waddled across the room to me.

"Can ah have wone?" He asked.
"Sure" I said and gave him some.

"Did you guys find any clues?" Asked Kyra.

"Actually yes" said Daya. "I found a white T-shirt in Garrisons closet with red blood all over it. That's a major red flag if we are suspecting him. Anyone else find anything?" She asked.

"Actually I found something" started Renee. "I found a note that said 'faculty bathroom be there' on the floor"

"That's good info did you bring it with you?" Asked Daya.

"Actually yes I did" said Renee.

"You realize you stole something and Garrison will notice its gone" said Kyra.

"Already one step ahead of you. I forged the handwriting on an identical sticky note but put tomorrow on the end of it" said Renee.

"Renee that perfect! We'll be able to catch our murderer tomorrow!" Exclaimed Daya.

"No Daya it's just a clue. I have a gut feeling this wasn't Garrisons doing" said Renee.

"A gut feeling can't overpower evidence" snapped Daya.

"Ooh sassy me-hee-can" I said.

"Shut up Paige I'm not Mexican I'm Hispanic you fatass!"

"Hey! She's not fat she's cute chubby" said Cartman.

"Aww look it's Cartman standing up for his Cheeto princess" said Kyra.

"Shut up Kyra" I said, trying to hide my blush.

"Ooh someone's blushing" said Kyra.

"No uh I'm just rubbing Cheetos in my face that's not blush Ahahaha" I said nervously laughing and rubbing Cheetos in my face.

"Paige the fuck?!" Said Renee.

"Don't be surprised by a fatass's actions" said Kyle rolling his eyes. "Hey Daya lets take a break from investigating"

"Why?" She asked.

"Omg we should play truth or dare!" Suggested Kyra.

Daya's POV:
Oh no why out of all games did they have to choose truth or dare?! Kyle and I both looked at each other with worried expressions, knowing which direction this was gone be going in.

"So uh Renee truth or dare?" I started.

"Truth" she answered.

"Do you have a crush on anyone?" I said wiggling my eyebrows to try to make her feel embarrassed.

"No" she answered with a straight face and is dont know if she was bluffing or for real.
"Truth or dare?" Renee asked Paige.

"Dare" Responded Paige.

"I dare you to eat the Cheeto that Cartman stole from you and already put in his mouth" said Renee.

"Gross" I said.

"Yay free Cheeto!" Exclaimed Paige and stuck her hand in Cartman's mouth and stole her Cheeto back. She actually ate it ew.

"Truth or dare Kyra?" Paige asked.

Kyra's POV:
"Truth" I Responded.

"Rank all the boys here from hot to not" said Paige.

Oof this was kindof an easy one but I didn't wanna offend anyone.

"Ok guys please don't get offended" I started. "Kenny, Kyle, Cartman, Stan. Sorry dude" I said.

"Oooog she got a thing for Kenny" said Paige.

"Shut up fatass" I said and threw a pillow at her. Kenny put his arm around me.
"Thanks" He said.

"Truth or dare Daya?" I asked her. A worried expression took over her face.

Daya's POV:
"Dare" I Responded.

"Omg this is gonna be soooo goooood" said Kyra. Oh no.

"I dare you to kiss...." Kyra scanned the room. "Kyle"

"Uhh" I started. Kyle was a few people away from me so I walked over to him. "I'm really really sorry-" I started but he cut me off with a kiss.

That actually felt pretty good.

"No no no. The dare was for Daya to kiss Kyle not the other way around" said Kyra and smirked.

"Can it Chapman" I said. Kyra gave me the 'are you a chicken' look, so I leaned in and went for it. I kissed Kyle. Both of us turned redder than tomatoes despite the fact that I'm not white.

"HAHAHA DAYA'S FACE IS THE COLORBOF A TOMATO LIKE IN SALSA!" Laughed Cartman.

"You mean Mexican ketchup?" Asked Paige and they both broke out laughing.

"Very funny fatasses" I said. "Stan. Truth or dare?" I asked him.

"Truth?" Said Stan.

"Do you like Renee?"