Kyra's POV:
Daya Paige cartman and Kyle walked out of class to see the five of us get called out by pc principal.The five of us walked to the office with the principal, as I glared at Kenny the whole time. He just looked away. Stan cried on Renee's shoulder while Wendy seemed annoyed.
"Just what the heck is going on here? All five of you weren't in class, plus Kenny and Wendy were in the closet? Detentions for skipping class for all of you!" He said. Stan cried even more. A tear rolled down my cheek.
"Well if I'm already getting a detention better make it worth it" I said and stood up. "Kenny you're a fucking scumbag I can't believe I fell for you. You just use girls you man whore. Feelings is something you never stop to consider"
"Y-you fell for me?" He said.
"Before I realized what a filthy fuck boy scum bag piece of shit you were!" I yelled.
"Settle down!" Yelled Pc Principal.
"NO FUCK YOU!" I screamed. "Wendy you're a manipulative cheating cunt! Stan loved you and you broke him! You did that because you wanted a 'real man' well guess what?! You think Kenny only wants you?! Him and I got tipsy the other night and made out in a couch so ha bitch! You broke a relationship, and a friendship. And tainted a possible relationship. So congrats Wendy hope you can live with that"
"KYRA CHAPMAN EXTRA DETENTION FOR YOU!" Yelled pc principal.
Renee stood up. "Me too" she said. Stan joined in too.
"Have fun putting all of US in detention" I said.
"I must reconsider" said pc principal. "Wendy seems to be the root of the problem here"
"Uhm no hello I'm not the problem I'm the victim" she said.
"Can it testabitch" I said.
"So I've decided. Wendy and Kenny extra detention next week. The rest of you just today's detention for skipping class" said Pc principal.
"Thanks" I said and smiled at The principal. Kenny looked at me in shock.
"Shouldn't have done that huh parka boi?" I said. I turned my back on him and left with Renee and Stan.
"Yo what happened?" Asked Kyle.
"Kenny betrayed both of them" said Renee.
"KIINEEY IS A PERVY SHIT" said Cartman.
"For once I think you're right Cartman. Thanks for that" I said.
"No problem it's kewwwwwl" he responded. Paige's face was stuffed with Cheetos.
"Also I added Wendy to our suspect list. Hope she goes down" said Renee.
"Vengeance isn't the answer" said Daya. "We will talk to her but we can't assume her the murderer"
"Dayanara, don't you see there's something a bit more important here right now? We dont have time to play detective and do the polices job when we have a fuckup in our friend group. Kenny just fucked around with Stan and Kyra's feelings! Geez girl" said Renee. Damn she took the words right out of my mouth.
"Daya she's got a point. Playing detective can wait. Some of us just had our hearts broken" I said.
Renee turned to Wendy. "I'm gonna fucking break your face" she said. Wendy didn't seem to give a fuck.
"Try me bitch" said Wendy. Renee laughed.
"You dont know, do you?" She started. "Honey my brother is in juvy. You've never heard of the Marin case?"
Wendy was in shock. "Y-your a Marin? Related to Zack Marin? The Zack Marin that got into a fist fight with the guy his ex cheated on him with and then set her house on fire?"
"Yep" said Renee. She really scared the shit out of Wendy. "So if you ever even try to fuck around with my friends ever again I'll follow in my brothers footsteps"
Wendy immediately ran away.
"Dude what the fuck way to ruin my hookup!" Said Kenny.
"You inconsiderate asshole I thought I meant something to you" I said and slapped Kenny.
"Kyra wait-" started Kenny. I didn't wanna hear anther word so I stormed off.
Renee's POV:
I turned to Kenny. "Dude what the fuck?!" I said."Sorry it was tempting" said Kenny.
"You realize you just lost 2 friends right? Just because that was 'tempting'. You know what? Don't ever talk to me or Kyra ever again" I said.
Stan and I walked over to Daya and the others.
"We're kicking off Kenny we don't want him anywhere near us anymore" I said.
"Wait Renee you can't just do that" started Daya.
"No Daya. You dont get to call the shots. He hurt Stan and Kyra and god knows where Kyra went off to" I said. I slapped the notebook with intel into Daya's hands and left. Paige surprisingly followed me.
"Paige what do you want? No I don't have money for the vending machine go buy your own Cheetos" I said.
"No. Renee I want to help with the revenge plan"
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South Park - Mission Impossible
FanfictionThe murder of Mayor McDaniels has swept the town into concern and craziness as 4th grade detective spies Paige Cydzlowsky, Dayanara Ruiz, Renee Marin, and Kyra Chapman attempt to solve the case with a little help from south parks 4 favorite boys- E...