South Park - Mission Impossible

Impulsive Heist

Daya's POV:
"Caught all four of you in one spot. You guys are way too easy" I said. I laughed at them pacing back and forth. "You guys are either searching for clues in the wrong place or just plain creepy"

"We were uh searching yes searching for clues" stuttered Kyle. I pulled his face close enough to mine to look him in the eye.

"I know exactly why you're all here. One of you has a thing for one of us that's a lot less obvious than Kenny's desire for...big boobs and I intend to find out what it is. Consider it added to my mystery list" I said. They all seemed shocked.

"Damn you weren't playing when you said you liked to be a detective" said Stan.

"Hmm. Looks like I'll have to take you all into questioning" I said and led them to Paige's  room upstairs.

"Well well well look who it is" said Kyra, stopping her music and turning around.

"Look what the head bitch brought in" said Kyra, biting her lip.

Renee just rolled her eyes. Paige turned around.
"Oh hey Cartman" she said.

"Hey" responded Cartman.

I paced back and forth.
"Well now that you're already here you're gonna help us" I said.

"Ok?" Said Stan. Paige was eating a bag of Cheetos, and of course Cartman went up to her and took them.

"HEY?" Screamed Paige.

"Let the fatasses play it out" said Kyle.

"Ok back on topic people who are our primary suspects?" I asked.

"Well that Whole Foods guy for sure. And then there's Mr. garrison" responded Renee.

"Wait, our own teacher? Why?" Asked Stan.

"He has a grudge against the mayor. Whenever she'd make a decision he was against he'd go crazy about it" said Renee, and brushed a piece of her red bangs out of her face and smirked.

"Definitely need to kick whole food boi's ass" said Paige.
"Agreed" said Cartman.

"Guys focus!" I said. "We're sneaking over to Garrisons house to look for clues"

"wHAT?!" Said the others except Kyle.

"A bit extreme but I see your reasoning" he said.

"Thanks" I smiled at Kyle. "Now come on you guys let's go!"

Renee's POV:
Of course Daya is making decisions before thinking about them but no she doesn't stop to ask the rational friend. Paige pigging out and Kyra making faces at Kenny aren't gonna stop impulsive Daya thinking with her ass instead of her brain. Just saying.

I shrugged and left with the others. There's too many of us someone's bound to get caught.

"Don't you think there's too many of us?" Asked Stan. Well atleast here was another rational person here.

"If played out correctly according to plan everything should work out" said Daya. I love her but she never stops to think.

All 8 of us were huddled behind 2 sad looking bushes. Garrison's house.

We all climbed into his window. Strangely, he wasn't in his room. I guess that's a note I need to make.

"Guys I hear footsteps!" Whispered Kyle.

"Quick hide!" Said Daya.

Kyle and Daya hid in the closet. Stan and I somehow fit under the bed. Kenny held Kyra and they stayed on the roof. I dont even remember where Cartman and Paige went.

"Huh? Since when did my trash become full?" Said Garrison as he walked in. Oh god. Paige and Cartman didn't just-

"Eh whatever I'll take the trash out another time" said Garrison to himself. I picked up and old sticky note from his floor.

'Faculty bathroom be there'

That's what it said. Hmm could be a clue. I stuffed it in my pocket. I took another sticky note and wrote the same thing but with the word 'tomorrow' after it. Stan gave the the thumbs up despite being underneath a bed that belonged to our teacher who could possibly be a murderer.

Daya's POV:
Locked in a cramped old man smelling closet with Kyle. Wonderful. I guess you could call this a first date- err first case of detective work yup.

"So uh this is awkward" I whispered.
"Shh!" Said Kyle immediately shushing me and putting his hand in my mouth, somehow hugging me? Boys are weird.

"Huh what's that Mr. Hat? Oh wait you died" mumbled Mr. Garrison in his sleep.

Paige's POV:
Somehow Cartman and I managed to fit in a trash bucket.
"Goddammit girl ur so fat" whispered Cartman.

"Shut up so are you" I whispered back.

Garrison tossed and turned and kicked the bucket over.

"Crap!" I whisper screamed. I heard shushing noises coming from like everywhere.

I guess cartman was prepared so he took a cheesy poof from his pocket or something and stuffed it in my mouth.

"I swear to god Eric this Better not be from Garrison's stash" I whispered.

"Chillax girl it's from my personal stash. Be grateful" he whispered. I chewed in the cheesy poof as quietly as I could.

The rest of us got startled whenever we heard a noise. We couldn't tell if this one was coming from outside or inside.

CREAK CREAK

Was someone on the roof? Or did Garrison have a fatass living with him?

Since Garrison kicked over the trash Cartman and I had to find a new place to hide.