South Park - Mission Impossible

How Not to Sneak into Your Teacher's House

Kyra's POV:
While the others hid inside, Kenny and I stayed out on the roof. The heist or case or spying thing was quickly forgotten as his face melted my heart. Those sky blue eyes and that messy blonde hair was something I wanted to see, so of course I pulled down his hood.

"Keep going hottie" he said and winked.

"Shut up. You're lucky you're cute. If you weren't I would've slapped you by now" I said, and his cheeks turned red.

CREAK CREAK

damn this roof is so loud. You barely move and it starts being creaky as hell.

I ruffled his hair a bit. We smiled at each other. But his smile widened in a weird Pervy way.

"You know I saw you dance through that window"

My face turned tomato red.
"Uhhh what?" I started. "Y-you saw that?"

"Yea and not bad" he said, tucking a piece of my light brown hair behind my ear. "Next time try replacing the wall with me"

"Oh Kenny you perv"

"Hey not my fault you were listening to music that loudly"

I playfully slapped him.

"Oh that was hot" he said. Ugh he somehow made everything sexual, but I kinda liked that about his sense of humor.

"I'm getting cold" I said and started to shiver. Surprisingly instead of making a sexual comment, Kenny looked at me and blushed and gave me his parka.

"Here. Stay warm" he said and put his arm around me.

"What's this?" I asked jokingly.

"This is for uh extra warmth" he said.

He's so cute omg. I could've just kissed him right then and there. I tried zipping up his parka but it stopped below my chest.

"Big titties blocking the zipper?" Asked Kenny.

"Oh stop that you perv" I laughed at him. I heard shushing noises coming from Garrisons room, and that's when I remembered wasn't in a dream, I was running a spy missions with my friends.

Renee and Stan slowly crawled out from under the bed and climbed out to the roof.

"Where are the others?" I whispered.

"Daya and Kyle are in the closet while Cartman and Paige somehow fit inside a trash can" Responded Renee. I laughed.

"Hahaha fatasses in the trash" I said. "Also wonder what Kyle and Daya were doing in there" I winked and Kenny wrapped his arms around me.

"Could've been us cutie" he whispered in my ear. I didn't respond to him. I just smiled and held his arms that were hugged around me.

Kyle and Daya carefully left the closet and joined the rest of us on the roof.

"Look who decides to join the party" I said.
"Mr. and Mrs. Broflovski" said Kenny, playing along.

Kyle's face turned completely red like his hair.

"I know this is a Cartman thing, but I gotta say it. You look like a red tomato Jew" I said and started laughing.

"Ehh I've heard worse from Cartman" said Kyle, trying to brush it off.

Daya put her arm around Kyle. "Cmon Kyra lay off Kyle is expect this kindof shit from Paige, but you?" She said.

"Ok geez chill" I said.

BOOM!

"Goddammit someone knocked the trash can over!" Whisper Yelled Daya.

"Run!" Yelled Renee.

"Hello? Anyone there?" Asked Garrison as we all ran out of the room and on the roof. Paige and Cartman barely made it out in time.

"I don't know how this roof isn't crumbling under our weight honestly" said Stan.

"You mean THEIR weight?" Said Kyle pointing out Cartman and Paige.

"Hey! She's not fat she's kewwwl" said Cartman.

"Hello police? I'd like to report a break in. My trash is all over the place and my closet has been opened and so has my window" said Mr. Garrison over the phone.

"Goddammit Daya your impulsive ass is gonna get us in trouble" said Paige, eating a Cheeto.

"Um Paige? What did you do with that Cheeto bag?" Asked Renee.

"I threw it out. Why?"

"You fuckin fatass! That's evidence against us that Garrison could use! We could go to jail because of your stupid Cheeto bag!" Freaked out Daya.

"Yea your finger prints are on it" added Renee.

"Calm down Daya" said Kyle. "Everything's gonna a be ok"

"We just gotta get out of here" said Stan. One by one we jumped off the roof, of course Kenny was there to Catch me. I fell for him quite literally at that moment.

As the cop cars started showing up we ran and hid all the way until we got back to Paige's house.

"That was so close" said Daya. "I swear I hope they didn't find that Cheeto bag"

"You'll be fine Daya. Besides it not your Cheeto bag so they can't trace it back to you." Said Kyle, trying to comfort her.

Paige whips out yet another bag of Cheetos.