South Park - Mission Impossible

Oh How the Tables Have Turned (and been made out on)

Renee's POV:
Omg did Daya just ask Stan if he likes me?? Talk about making shit awkward. I kindof started to develop feelings for him but I have a feeling it's hopeless.

"Well I uh like her as a friend I guess" said Stan.

Friendzoned.

I couldn't show them any emotion so I just kept a straight face. Stan glanced over in my direction but then looked away.

"You didn't know?" Said Kyle.

"What?" Asked Daya.

"Stan has a girlfriend" said Kyle. "He's dating Wendy Testaburger"

If I had any hope left it was just shattered by Kyle.

"I'm...happy for you" I said and turned to Stan.

"Cmon Guys lets sleep already" said Paige as her and Cartman fell asleep together holding a bag of Cheetos on her beanbag chair.

"And then there were 6" I said.

Wendy Testaburger. Just to spite them I'm gonna our her on my suspect list.

"I'm gonna call it a night guys" I said and went to sleep.

Kyra's POV:
While everyone else went to sleep, I went to Paige's bathroom and put in my favorite song on a low volume. Strip that down.

I put my hair up in a bun and used a hairbrush as a microphone.

"There's a lot of people in the crowd but only you can dance with me" I sang quietly.

I couldn't remember if I locked the door or not. I opened the door real quick and peeked out to notice everyone else was asleep, or atleast I thought they were. Earlier Paige and Cartman crashed. Daya fell asleep over her detective notes, and Kyle nearby.

Stan actually crashed on Paige's bed. Renee was on the floor. And Kenny, where was Kenny?

I closed the door and continued to quietly sing. The others seemed out cold. Couldn't forget a shower! I took off my clothes and grabbed a towel and went in the shower.

It felt nice to clean up. I turned off the shower and wrapped the towel around myself. I moved the shower curtain to reveal quite the surprise.

Kenny McCormick. Standing there. I'm in my towel.

"Dude what the fuck!" I yelled but he quickly put his hand over my mouth.

"Shh hottie you're gonna wake them up" he said and picked me up. He carried me over to his spot in the floor. He threw off his parka to reveal a tank top and boxers.

"All yours" he said. Damn. I licked my lips and immediately stole the parka and put it on. I had nothing else on but who cared.

"Let's have a little fun" he said. He took my hand and led me down the stairs. I'm surprised because usually when Kenneth fucking McCormick says that he means he wants to kiss me, play with my boobs, fuck me, or all of the above.

He led me downstairs to the Cydzlowsky kitchen. Ok then?

He looked and sniffed around and finally found a bottle of wine.

"Oh no Kenny that's adult shit we're only 10" I said, with a very unsure tone in my voice. I'm all for having fun, but Kenny's a bit extreme.

Oh well fuck it. I liked him. He took a chug from the bottle and so did I.

So weirrrd.
"Hey kennyyyyy why is everything so weird?" I asked him.

"You'll get used to it cutie"  he said. Next thing I know we were kissing on the couch like full on making out.

We danced for some reason and I twerked as he danced with the bottle of champagne. We ran all around the house chanting random shit, and surprisingly these dipshits are deep sleepers. We then fell down the stairs and landed in each other and laughed.

"Hahahaha Kenny.... you're so clumsyyyyyyy" I said trying to slap his face playfully but it felt like air. Everything was dizzy for some reason. Eh whatever.

We found the kitchen table and Kenny pinned me down and started kissing me. I kissed him back because why not? Yolo

Kenny was on top of me kissing me as he tried to unzip his parka that I was wearing, I said,

"Not so fassst parka boooi"and I pushed his face away and fell on top of him. That was the last thing I remembered before I blacked out.

Next thing I know I wake up on top of Kenny and I'm getting a confused stare from Renee.

"Kyra... the fuck?" She asked. I guess she noticed the empty bottle of champagne. "You're 10" She then said.

"Wh-what? I don't remember anything from last night" I said.