South Park - Mission Impossible

A Spy Mission of Their Own

Kyra's POV:
Cute parka boy definitely wasn't shy with his emotions. I bet he's already said ass and titties like 69 times.

He put his arm around me only to touch my ass.

"KENNY!" I screamed. "Hand off my ass you weirdo!" I blushed as his cheeks turned all shades of red.

"Ooh look someone's a tomato" I said to tease him, but he j said "stop"

"HAHAHAH KIINEY LIKES A GUUURRRRL" Teased Cartman.

"Shut up fatass teasing parka boy is my job!" I said.

"IM NOT FAT IM BIG BONED!" Yelled Cartman.

"So my names parka boy now?" Said Kenny.
"I could call you cutie if you were to take the damn parka off" I flirted.

"I can do more than take the parka off" said Kenny and winked as he took off the hood of his parka.

"Ok so tomorrow night we can meet at my place and establish a base" said Daya, interrupting my flirting session, probably on purpose. Everyone agreed to it.

"It was nice meeting you sexy" said Kenny as he squeezed my ass again.

"KENNY" my face turned red. "Slow the hell down! The ass is off limits unless we're like dating!"

Omg I like cant believe I just said that.

"I can make that happen" he said, winking again but sticking his tongue out this time.

"Goddammit I barely know you" I started. He stroked his hair. Aaaah my heart was melting! Why was the Pervy kid so damn cute?!

Renee, Paige, Daya, and I left after paying our portion of the check and we went back to Paige's house.

We went up to her bedroom, as Paige waddled up with a large bag of Cheetos. Daya rolled her eyes and mouthed the words 'fatass'.

"So tomorrow we meet up with the guys at 6?" Asked Renee.

"Yea" said Daya. "At my place"

Paige proceeded to binge eat the bag of Cheetos, as Daya and Renee examined evidence.

"So our possible culprits are..." screw it I decide to turn on some music. I got out my iPod and played  Strip That Down.

I started dancing because why not.

Kenny's POV:
Not surprised the girls had their window open. Cartman Stan and Kyle insisted coming with me but I dont know why.

All I was really able to make out from the window is Kyra dancing.

Holy damn. The way those hips move.
Mmm
Damn she twerks so damn well.
That ass. Those hips. Those tits. If only she was grinding on me instead of that wall.
'Cmon strip that down for me'  said the lyrics.

"Kenny?! Earth to Kenny?!" Said a voice. I got scared for e second but it was just Kyle. "Dude gross keep it in your pants" he said looking down hunting at the party going on below the equator (hehe).

"Sorry dude" I said.

"We're all spying on them bc some do you have developed crushes" hinted Stan.

"Hey!" Both Kyle and I said.

"Shh" spat Cartman. Luckily none of the girls noticed us thanks to Kyra's music being blasted loudly.

"Dude kenny 'your girl' is literally asking for it" said Kyle cringing.

"Aren't they perfect for each other?" Said Stan as he rolled his eyes and cracked a small smile.

"You sure you don't got a thing for Renee?" I asked Stan. His cheeks turned slightly red.

"N-no I barely know her" he said. Nice try STANLEY.

"Cartman?" I said.

"Nah Paige seems kewl but I dont like her like that" said the fatass. He obviously liked her he just didn't wanna seem weak in front of us. Eh he'll crack eventually.

"Kenny you always have some girl on your mind. After all you think with your dick" said Stan.

"Well you're not wrong, Stan. I do think about ass and titties, but I have a feeling Kyra won't be a one time thing." I said.

"What her titties that big?" Asked Cartman jokingly. I playfully punched him.

"Shut up fatass"

"OI IM NOT FAT IM BIG BONED" Yelled Cartman.

"Shut up dipshit!" Said Kyle.

"Well well we'll what do we have here?" Said a familiar voice. A girls voice. "Someone decided to conduct an extra investigation"