South Park - Mission Impossible

Joyride on a School Night?

Renee's POV:
Stan and I got into the van today ind Paige and Cartman either kissing or licking the cheesy poof off of each other. Gross

"Daya why and how the hell do we have a van? This was never in the detective budget" I asked.

"We have some unlikely allies" said Daya.

"Oh no it's the Marin girl" said Garrison.

I glared at him. "These were the people we accused?" I said.

"No they're innocent but we have a lead. Daryl Weathers and the redneck community" said Daya.

"Mmm cheesy pooof" said Paige and continued to kiss Cartman. Definitely a sight I did not want to see. Stan and I joined Paige and Cartman all the way in the back because we didn't want to sit with our teachers. Apparently Kyle and Daya shared the passenger seat as they probably felt uncomfortable sitting with the adults.

"So where we off to?" I asked.

"The redneck ranch" said Garrison who was also driving.

"He means the largest farm in all of South Park" said Kyle.

Well we can't forget Kyra" I said.

"Kenny is still shunned from the group" assured Stan.

Kyra's POV:
"Kenny can you walk? Or atleast get up?" I asked him.

"I don't know" he said. I gave him a hand and tried to help him up. "I can barely stand"

He leaned up against me.
"Kenny"

"What?"

"Stop touching my boobs"

"Hehe sorry not sorry" he blushed

"Seriously though. Why did you kiss Wendy?" I asked him.

He sighed. "I don't know what came over me. Kyra I'm so sorry I want you to know that I promise to never do that ever again and that your mine forever" he said. He then hugged me and held onto me because he could barely stand. I gave him support to stand.

Just then a van with Daya and Kyle in the passenger seat pulled up.
"Get in bitches!" Said Daya followed by a 'woooo hoooo'

I dragged Kenny along and once I got in the truck I went toward the back nearby Renee Stan and Paige and Cartman.

"What is HE doing here?!" Exclaimed Stan. He was shaking with sadness and anger as a tear rolled down his cheek.

"Stan it's ok you moved in from Wendy, remember?" Said Renee. She hugged Stan and calmed him down. Since when did everyone become a thing?!

I looked up at Kenny's broken beaten up face and he managed to smile at me. Those sky blue eyes glistened in the sunlight. He leaned in and kiss me.

"Oh god Kenny you taste like blood!" I said and we both laughed. He leaned in against and now we were full on making out.

"She seems to have forgiven him quickly" said Stan rolling his eyes.

"Cmon Stan he's been out childhood friend. Sure he fucked up but you can't cut him out forever" said Kyle.

"Yea I guess you have a point..." said Stan.

"We've reached redneck county" said Garrison.

"We've gotta be stealth and sneak around-" started Renee.

"BITCH GOTCHA!" Yelled Daya as she kicked Daryl Weathers in the balls.

"OW WHAT IN TARNATION?!" He Yelled.

"Dayanara fucking Ruiz!" yelled Renee. "Only I get to pull a Marin" she laughed.

"We know you killed Mayor McDaniels" said Garrison. We all left the van.

"WHATCHAR GONNA DO? KIDNAP ME?" Said Daryl.

"Nope" I said. "The police are on their way" as I whipped out my iPhone and called the police.

"THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!" Yelled Daryl as his entire army of rednecks charged at us.

"RUN!" Yelled Paige.

"Nah I'm gonna pull a Marin" said Renee and smirked. She pulled out a gun. "Y'all better back the fuck off or your gonna get Marin-ed"

Even the rednecks froze. Damn she was dangerous!

"Ya mean yar Harvey and Maryl's daughter? Stephanie Marin?"

"No you dipshit I'm Renee Marin" she said. Damn talk about badass. "We're everywhere"

The police cars arrived and officer Barbrady walked out.

"FREEZE Daryl you're under arrest for the murder of Mayor McDaniels!" Said Barbrady.

"GOSH DARNIT THEY TOOK ER JOBS!" Yelled Daryl Weathers as he got handcuffed.

"The rest of you are coming with us" said he other policemen. And arrested the few friends of Daryl's.

"Watch your back, Marin" scoffed Daryl as they put him away in a police car.

"I don't need to. I've got my family name and history written all over it" said Renee.