South Park - Mission Impossible

Whole Foods, Whole Ass

At your local whole foods, the 4 girls look for clues as well as go food shopping.

Kyra Chapman's POV:
They call me agent Chapman. Kyra Chapman. While Renee looked for clues Daya and Paige were obviously ripping on each other. I'm not surprised. They always do.

I was in the vegetable section, when I felt a tap on my shoulder, or more of a brush down my arm.

"Chapman. Kyra Chapman?" Asked the voice. I turned around to see the hottest piece of ass in front of me. I scanned him from head to toe.

"Damn. Is that you parka boy?" I asked him.
"Who else would it be?" He answered. I nervously tucked a piece of my light brown hair behind my ear. He stuck his hand out for me.

"Kenny" he said and I shook his hand.

"Well you already know who I am" I said.

"Of course I do, cutie" he said and winked. Aah my heart. If only he liked me back. Why would he hide such cute messy hair under a parka?

"I think I know what you're thinking. I've seen that look. Sweetie I have a type. I like girls with big tits and deep vaginas" said Kenny.

"What the fuck?" I said, being metaphorically slapped back to reality.

"You've got big tits for a 10 year old. I guess time will tell if you fit my other requirement" said Kenny and winked at me. As I turned around and picked up a cucumber to add to the veggie bag, he slapped my ass as I turned back around.

"Kenny what the fuck?" I asked him. He just looked at the cucumber I was holding, and said,
"You know mines bigger than that" said Kenny and stuck his tongue out and winked. Damn cute AND Pervy. This kids like 10 but acts like he already wants to be fucked.

Dayanara Ruiz's POV:
Renee gave up on trying to find clues and came back with a shopping cart.

"We might need one of these" she said. "Where'd Paige go?" Asked Renee.
"What do you mean? She's right here insulting me-"

"WOOOO THIS IS SO KEEWWWL" Screamed Paige and an unfamiliar voice. Two fatasses riding around in a shopping cart is quite the sight to see. A kid with a green hat chased after them screaming,
"No Cartman! Stop! You're gonna get us kicked out of Whole Foods!"

"SHUT UP YU FILTHY JEW KYAHL GO SUCK MAH BALLS" Yelled the fat kid who was referred to as Cartman. Apparently the "KYAHL" kid ran out of breath and joined me and Renee in aisle 9.

He ran up to us.
"My...name....is....not....KYAHL" he said and collapsed.

"Yo dude what the hell?!" Said A kid in a blue and red had.

"This kid just ran over here and collapsed in my arms" I said.

"I'm Stan and that's Kyle" said the kid in the blue hat.

"I'm Dayanara but you can call me Daya. This is Renee" I said, then pointing to Renee.

"Well our fatass and I think yours set off on a shopping cart spree" said Stan.

"So that's where that fatass is" I said. "We'll have to beat them at their own game. Grab a shopping cart"

"Uhm Daya I dont think Kyle is really in the right state to be shopping cart racing right now" said Renee.

"Good point Renee. I'll stay here with Kyle and you can go with Stan" I said.

"Hey what I never agreed to-" started Renee.
"Well ya did now" I said as the two of them left. I was all alone with Kyle in aisle 9. A small piece of red hair was popping out of his green hat. He looked so peaceful while he was asleep and I didn't wanna wake him.

"SUCK MAH BALLS KYAAAAAAAAHL" Screamed a familiar voice that belonged to Cartman, and then Paige added, "SUCK MY TITS DAYANARA" as they passed by aisle 9. Kyle's peaceful slumber was rudely awakened by this and he seemed confused.

"W-where am I?" He Asked. "And who are you?"

"You passed out in the middle of aisle 9 and I caught you. I'm Dayanara but you can call me Daya"

"Nice to... meet you..... Daya" He said between breaths. "I'm Kyle"

"Well Kyle just stay here because your friend Stan and my friend Renee will put a stop to our group fatasses cart racing"