South Park - Mission Impossible

Done Deal

Paige Cydzlowsky's POV:
They see me rollin.
They hatin.

"LEAN LEFT Cartman" I yelled as we almost crashed into an old lady. "That was close"

"Hey ur pretty kewl Paige" said Cartman.

"I try" I said. Apparently Renee and some other kid were catching up to us.

"Cartman we go someone on our tail! Reneee and probably one of you friends!" I said.

"Ugh fuck he sent Stan out didn't he?" Said Cartman even though I didn't know what he was talking about.

"THROW THE BREADSTICKS!" I yelled as Cartman threw breadsticks from our cart at Stan and Renee's cart

"NEVER GONNA CATCH US!" I screamed, flipping off Renee.

Renee Marin's POV:
This fucking fatass just HAD to go cart racing. Stan and I managed to dodge the bread that flew towards us, and we were also catching up to the fatass cart. Stan and I passed Kyra flirting with the orange parka kid from before but that's nothing new really.

"I know a shortcut" said Stan as he swerved out cart to aisle 3. We sped through aisle 3 and

BOOM!

Crashes right into the fatass cart. At this point Kyle, Daya, Kyra, and Parka kid all stared in shock at what just happened.

"You guys are no fun" scoffed Cartman.
"I know right?" Agreed Paige.

"HEY YOU KIDS GET OUT YALL ARE BANNED AS OF NOW YA TROUBLE MAKERS!" Yelled a worker. "OUT! ALL OF YOU!"

We all left Whole Foods. Great. We were banned all because of Paige and Cartman.

"Gee thanks fatasses" said Daya and Kyle at the same time.
"Hey we both said that!" Pointed out Kyle.

"Yep" said Daya and slightly blushed.

Daya's POV:
"That was quite an interesting experience" I said.

"Yup" agreed Kyle and Stan and Renee.

"That definitely was something" said the kid in the orange parka, staring at Kyra's boobs. Even though we're only 10, Kyra's boobs started developing before any of ours and Paige tries to say she has boobs but Paige is just fat.

"Stop staring you perv" I said. He stuck his hand out.

"Kenny"

"Ok then stop staring at her boobs, Kenny you perv" he rolled his eyes at my statement. I felt like such a mom friend.

"Yes Kenny knock it off" said Kyle. Glad he agrees with me.

"Sexy and I were gonna grab dinner if you guys wanna join" said Kenny putting his arm around Kyra.

"We were?" Said Kyra, surprised.

"Of course the fatasses would want food" said Kyle.

"OI! I'm not fat I'm big boned!" Said Cartman.

"I'm not fat I'm cute chubby!" Objected Paige.

"Believe what you wanna" I said as the rest of us chuckled.

"Despite the course of events you guys seem kindof cool" said Stan.

"Thanks" I said. "I guess we should go to dinner. Sounds great"

We all went over to a place called Shakey's Pizza. We walked in and sat at this large booth. Of course parka McCormick decides to sit with Kyra and I'm not surprised. 

The waitress came to serve our table. Of course Cartman and Paige ordered extra large pizzas because they're the fatasses. The rest of us got normal sized personal pizzas, except for when the waitress got to Kenny, he asked,

"Can I get a large order of titties?" He says. We all rolled our eyes. "Ok fine same as the others"

"You seem like you wanna say something important" said Kyle, looking at me. "I didn't think you'd agree to this dinner for no reason" the others seemed confused. I guess only Kyle and I were on the same page.

"Keep your voices low. The police are doing jack shit and my team and I want to put together our own investigation in the mayors murder" I said.

"That's actually not a bad idea. Any info we can get is good info" said Kyle.

"You guys realize no ones gonna listen to a bunch of 10 year olds" said Stan.

"I guess so" added Renee, tucking a piece of red hair behind her ear.

"Titties" said Kenny.

"You fucking perv goddammit" I said.

"Ass, titties. Ass and titties" said Kenny.

"My god stop that" giggled Kyra. I rolled my eyes at them.

"Well what I'm trying to say is that we're gonna try to solve this mystery, and if you want to join, the deal is on the table" I said.

Kyle took a second to think, and then said,
"We're in"