South Park - Mission Impossible

Last Minute Investigation Plans

Kyra's POV:
"Renee what happened?" I asked her.

"Why don't you ask half naked parka boy underneath you?" She responded. I saw I was laying on top of Kenny who was wearing only a tank top and boxers.

"Oh gOD THE FUCK?" I screamed. Kenny must've woken up, and he kissed me on the lips. last night was fun, sexy"

I quickly got off of Kenny. "Uh what exactly happened last night?" I asked him with a worried expression on my face.

"Don't worry we didn't do anything sexual just made out a few times and danced and yelled random shit while being drunk" he said.

"Ok and how would you remember that?" I asked him.

"Because I know how to control what I drink. You took the entire bottle last night and drank half of it"

"Well then" I said. "Renee please don't tell the others"

"Ugh fine but you owe me. And you better get upstairs fast before they start asking questions" she said.

"Thanks Rere ur the best" I said and ran up the stars back into Paige's room.

"What the fuck I'm only wearing a parka?" I said to myself. I quickly threw on my panties underneath and went into the bathroom to put in the rest of my clothes.

I walked out wearing my outfit from yesterday, a blue crop tank with gray shorts.

"Here" I said, tossing Kenny his parka. "You'll probably be needing this"

He winked at me and put on his parka. Daya woke up.

"Oh shit guys we have school today!" She said. Oh shit indeed. It was like 8 in the morning, when Kyle said,

"Oh dude what the fuck?" He rubbed his head. "We have school in half an hour!" He said as the rest of us woke up and ran home. Paige was lucky since it was her house so she didn't have to go anywhere.

Renee was Kyle's neighbor so they got home first. The rest of us, Cartman, Stan, Daya, Kenny, and I were running our asses off to get home to get ready for school. Well cartman was waddling as fast as he could. Daya and Cartman lives nearby though they weren't neighbors and they left.

Now it was just me Stan and Kenny running for our lives to get to school. After running about half a block, Stan went home so now it was just me and Kenny. I stopped at my place which was pretty far. Kenny kept going.

"Hey Kenny how far do you live?" I asked him.

"Not far, just across this river" he said as he continued running.

I didn't have to do much. I ran upstairs, put on some mascara and eyeliner, grabbed my backpack, and left for the bus stop.

Renee was the last one to get to the bus stop as we all waited for Mrs. Crabtree the annoying bus driver to get here.

"Renee you and Kyra check out the faculty room as soon as Garrison leaves his classroom. Just discreetly follow him down" said Daya.

"Stan and Kenny you guys follow Renee and Kyra as backup" added Kyle.

"Don't you think 4 people is a bit risky?" Asked Daya.

"The more the merrier" said Kyle. Daya just smiled and rolled her eyes. "I guess I can share the leadership role" she said.

We get on the bus, as Mrs. Crabtree yells,
"SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!"

"Gee what a bitch" I said.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Angrily screamed the old lady.

"Oh shit" I whispered.

"Relax" said Stan. "I SAID, I HAVE AN ITCH!" He yelled.

"OH OKAY" Responded the old lady.

"Hey Stan thanks for saving my ass back there" I said.

"No problem" he said. For the rest of the bus ride we remained quiet until we got to school.

"Renee, Kyra, don't forget to keep a suspect list" said Daya.

"Don't worry MOM we've got this" I told Daya. Kenny laughed and Renee let out a chuckle. Cartman and Paige just sat together in the back eating cheesy poofs and Cheetos the entire ride.

Notepads and pens out, Renee and I kept a lookout for clues at this normal elementary school.