South Park - Mission Impossible

Exposed x2

Renee's POV:
Great. Working with Kyra is like listening to a gossip machine if that were even a thing. She doesn't shut up! I don't hate her,  it out of all people why would Daya put me with Kyra?

The two of us kept our notepads in our pockets. Then again I guess Kyra serves as the distraction. Paige, Daya, Kyle, and Cartman went to class.

The rest of us snuck around the school making our way to the faculty room. A girl in a pink hat approached Stan. I assumed it was Wendy.

"Hey Stan what are you doing?" She asked, as she put her arm around him and went in for a kiss. Goddammit she seemed so... ugh maybe I'm just jealous. Something off about this kiss happy bitch.

Stan smiled at her and she glanced at me. I glared at her. She rolled her eyes and continued to kiss Stan.

"I low key think Wendy could be a suspect" I snapped at Kyra.

"Girl chill just because she's with the guy you like does not mean she's the murderer of our mayor" said Kyra.

I rolled my eyes. She does make sense though. We made our way over to the faculty room.

"Who wants to crawl in the vents?" I asked. I turned to only see Kyra and Stan with me.

"Ok where the fuck is your parka fuck boi?" I asked.

"Dude I don't know" said Stan.

"I was gonna send parka McCormick's ass down there but I guess I'll go in the vent" I said.

"Thanks for volunteering for tribute!" Said Kyra and saluted me. I smiled at her and Stan.

"Wish me luck!" I went in. Oh gross these vents are never cleaned ugh ew.

I spotted Garrison waiting in the faculty room. Soon, pc principal, and Mackey walked in with a hooded figure.

"..they can't know.... take it" said pc principal.
"We could get busted Mkay?" Said Mackey.
"Shut up.....go leave...." said the hooded person. That's all I really heard as the rest was whispers.

I added Mackey, pc principal and unknown black hoodie to my suspect list. Garrison was already a suspect. I proceeded to leave through the vent, when I heard Mackey say,

"What's that noise, Mkay?" Oh crap. I crawled toward the exit, though causing confusion between the suspects but I needed to get out somehow.

Kyra's POV:
"Hey Stan shouldn't we look for Kenny and Wendy? I hope nothings happened to them" I said.

"Good idea" he said. We walked around the entire school, but no trace of them.

"Hey we haven't healed the janitors closet" I said.

"I doubt they're there but ok?" Said Stan. We made our way to the janitors closet, and heard noises coming from there.

"Oh shit what if they've gotten prisoners?" I said.

"Can't be too prepared, Chapman" said Stan.

"Wait did you just all me by my last name? Agh why does everyone do that?!" I said.

"Dude I don't know it just sticks" said Stan.

"Ok?" I started. "I'm grabbing my pocket knife in case there's enemies" I said and pulled out my pocket knife.

"Wait he fuck how do you have a pocket knife?!" Asked Stan.

"You never know when you need to protect yourself" I said and flung open the janitors door.

"OH MY GOD!" I screamed. Stan's face was in shock too.

"I-I can't believe what I'm seeing" said Stan. "Kenny and Wendy..?"

I was in shock and I guess I noticed a tear roll down my face as I saw my crush make out with another girl. Stan had the same reaction.

"Sorry Stan I need a real man" said Wendy. Kenny seemed embarrassed.

"Dude what the fuck?!" I yelled. "Why the fuck would you make out with your best friends girlfriend?!"

Stan hugged me, crying on my shoulder. I flipped off Kenny.

"I hope you both rot in the pits of hell where you belong" I said, and walked away, comforting Stan as his tears turned into waterfalls. He used up all of my tissues.

"I really loved her" he said and broke down into more tears.

"Hey guys I found more.....intel" said Renee as her facial expression went from excited to confused. "Guys what's wrong?"

"Kenny and Wendy" I said, as I comforted Stan. Renee walked over to an exposed Kenny and Wendy, and then said, "Wendy I suspect you of murder or as an accomplice. I'm adding you to the suspect list" and she dropped her pen like a microphone and walked away. She came over to me and Stan, and took over for comforting him.

"Renee you seem to understand him more than I do. I feel the same pain but I'm a different person" I said. She nodded and took Stan into her arms. She said a few things to try to calm him down.

"ALL FIVE OF YOU IN MY OFFICE NOW!"