Gavin x RK900 (ONESHOTS)

Life of Reed

A lot of y'all really liked Streamer!Gavin, so here's more ;)

(I'm also running out of what to call my oneshots, please excuse the shitty title)

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December 8th, 2038

"Hey there dipshits and douchebags! Your lonely neighbourhood police detective is back with another stream. Today we're just gonna be talking about life shit. Don't forget about the schedule, Mondays is 'Life Shit', Wednesdays is gaming, Fridays is my shit attempt at recreating foods I either find online or you send me. So! Life shit... well, there's not much going on in my life right now. It's all just the same as usual... Oh! There's a new guy at work, nothing special. He's got like, dark hair, really fucking blue eyes, like, it is legal to have eyes that blue?? Also he's super tall, and I hate him for that. Well, everyone's taller than me anyways.. so that doesn't matter. Fuck, I'm rambling again! Okay okay, I'll get on with the rest of the shit now..."

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January 14th, 2039

"Hey dipshits and douchebags! Your confused neighbourhood police detective is back with another stream. Welcome back to 'Life Shit', on today's episode: what the fuck is happening to me? I swear to god I have no fucking clue. Like, I used to love women, right? Tits and vag and all that shit, but lately it just hasn't been appealing? Hell, I went to a nightclub the other day and five women approached me, but I turned them all down! Then the moment a guy hits on me I'm like fucking putty in his hands! Like, what the fuck?! Ugh... I don't even know..."

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March 26th, 2039

"Wassup dipshits and douchebags!! Your overly excited neighbourhood police detective is back with another stream! Holy fuck, where to begin... Well, the beginning would be a good fucking start! So you fuckers know how I was partnered with the newbie detective a few weeks ago? Actually he's not a newbie anymore but fuck it, he's still a newbie in my eyes. Anyway! I found out we have a fuck ton in common! He's just as dependant on coffee as I am, we both adore cats, both our favourite season of the year is autumn, we're both assholes, we both cuss way too much, we both have wanted piercings but have never had any, we both have tattoos - I have a snake tattoo on my shoulders and upper back, he has a small, barely noticeable tattoo on his wrist, I dunno what it is but it's there - holy fuck the list goes on! Ugh, I still don't fucking know why I care so much about those tiny details but who fucking cares? Anyways, in other news...."

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July 9th, 2039

"Eh, hey dipshits and douchebags. Your emotionally phcking drained neighbourhood police detective is back with another stream. Sorry for this stream being a day late, I've just been going through a lot of shit right now. If you follow my Twitter then you'll know that my father passed away from a red ice overdose, I hated him but he was the last of my family that was still alive. Welp, looks like I really am the 'lonely neighbourhood police detective' now....... sorry, I spaced out..."

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September 12th, 2039

"Sup dipshits and douchebags! Your rather stupid neighbourhood police detective is back with another stream. Fuck, where do I start? So you guys know about my work partner? I've mentioned him in the past few streams- Oh, his name is Conan by the way. Well the weirdest shit happened yesterday while we were on a case, we were investigating a murder that took place in a motel, and I'll admit that I was being a bit of an annoying prick, so what does Conan do? He phcking grabs me by the shoulders, shoves me against a wall, and threatens to shoot me with my own gun! Now for the weirdest part - My first thought wasn't 'this guy is fucking crazy?!' it was  'Holy fuck he's hot.' like, whAT THE FUCK? I swear my brain is just malfunctioning...."