snatched crackfic bakugou katsuki

2 ; well choke me with a pitchfork ;

unknown #2:
how did you get my number?

unknown:
hdjskdhhs

unknown:
w o a h

unknown:
i still exist to someone

🤧🤧

unknown:
this is ne w

unknown #2:
where did you get my number?

unknown:
from a friend

unknown:
uwu

unknown:
can i rant for a sec

unknown #2:
please no

unknown:
thanx.

unknown:
so i was helping out at this kids thing, ye

unknown:
and this brat wouldn't go back to our group but we had to get to the next activity😠😠

unknown:
i tried to get her to come but she jumped on some boxes instead

unknown #2:
why me...

unknown:
when the group was almost out the door she ran to them

unknown:
smh

unknown:
it must be bc i'm a teen and the other leader was an adult

unknown:
then i left the room next to a woman who gave me a look and said something like, "good luck"

unknown:
i left the room whispering

unknown:
"choke me with a pitchfork"

unknown #2:
gladly.

unknown #2:
tell me where you live and i'll do it in your sleep so its less painful

unknown:
y...

unknown:
😬😱that would still be painful, u know

unknown #2:
i never said it would be less painful for you

unknown #2:
i meant it would be less painful for me🙂

unknown:
uwu

unknown:
you're such a mood👌🏼👌🏼😤🤠

unknown #2:
people don't have me, therefore i am not a mood.

unknown:
such innocence💞💞💞💞💞👌🏼😤

unknown #2:
who are you talking about?

unknown #2:
not me apparently

Todoroki set his phone down and picked up a dictionary, trying to find the word 'mood', and if he ever could be categorised as such a word.

the answer was 'no'.

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hhksghsks based off of real events in my "life"