snatched crackfic bakugou katsuki

19 ; nurse ;

"dude dude dude dude dude dude dude," y/n pocked bakugou's shoulder repeatedly from their seat behind him in class.

"WHAT?!" He snapped, flinging around, accidentally punching y/n's nose.

"OW WHAT THE HECC BAKUBRO?"

Aizawa turned around from the front of the room. "You'd better shut up beCAUSE I DON'T GET PAYED ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH YOU MAGGOTS!"

Y/n grabbed their nose. "MY FUKIN NOSE IS BLEEDING, SIR."

"DEAL WITH IT!"

"SENSEI WHY DO YOU HATE ME?"

"I DON'T HATE YOU, I JUST WANT TO TALK!"

Present Mic bursted into the room. "YOU CALLED, BAE?!"

"FUKIN NO!"

"PRESENT MIC MY NOSE IS BLEEDING."

Present Mic ran over to y/n. "OH—," he turned back to Aizawa. "BAE YOU'D BETTER LET THIS LITTLE CHILD GO TO THE NURSE TO STOP THE BLOOD FLOW! YOU KNOW HOW LONG NOSE-BLEEDS CAN LAST!"

"SHUT UP!" Aizawa fumed, ready to throw some hands. He flicked his head towards y/n. "GET TO THE NURSE STAT."

Y/n bolted up and out the door. "SEE YA, SUCKERS!"

"WHAT—- NO L/N NO-!"

"I WILL CALL YOUR PARENT OPEN PARENTHESIS S CLOSED PARENTHESIS SLASH GUARDIAN OPEN PARENTHESIS S CLOSED PARENTHESIS, Y/N!"

But alas, for the crack-head was long gone by then.

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