snatched crackfic bakugou katsuki

33 ; the beach again ;

broccoli
let's go to the beach again

you
Haha

no

broccoli
oh come on

i'll invite whoever you wantr

want

you
can ya invite

santa claus

cause i still want that Harley

broccoli
sure i can invite todoroki

you has changed broccoli's nickname to santa claus but green

santa claus but green
thanks sweaty

santa claus but green has changed you's nickname to sweaty

sweaty
no

thank u

Todoroki was calmly reading the english version of 'Tell-Tale Heart' by Edgar Allen Poe when his phone buzzed from across the table.

Endeavour gave him a questioning look, to which his son replied with a slight shrug before continuing to read. He had just gotten to the part where the narrator separated the old man's limbs and buried them under a floorboard of his bedroom when his phone began uttering 'THE DAY' by Porno Graffiti.

"Uh... excuse me."

He stared at his screen that held a picture of Midoriya before sliding across the bottom and placing the phone near his ear. "Yes?"

"HEY TODOROKI WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH WITH Y/N AGAIN SO HHMMMMM GET READY I'LL PICK YOU UP IN 5 MINS LOL OUT LOUD SEE YOU BAE!" And then, he hung up.

Endeavour sighed. "Kids these days."

(He's growing on me)

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When Todoroki, Midoriya, and y/n arrived at the beach, y/n immediately ordered a latte at a cafe and threw it at a teenager their age. "10% REPRESENT!"

Let's just say.... they left crying.

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so hey i'm going to the beach nngh bye