snatched crackfic bakugou katsuki

49 ; give him his hand back, you thief ;

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"Y/n, give me back my father."

Y/n was holding tomura's hand that normally laid on his face, chuckling as they stood behind the bar where he couldnt reach.

"Hmm let me think. No."

Crusty-man(TM) sighed and reached over the corner, but your friendly neighbourhood crackhead hopped over him and sat on the couch next to Dabi.

He looked at y/n. "Janis, look."

They looked at the hand and back at him. "I'm in a meeting."

Tomura leaned between them and snatched his hand back. "I have ghost credit. I gon get a subaru."

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Good credit?
Bad credit?
No credit, no problems!
When you die whatdya get? Ghost credit!

I gon get a subaru

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I was gonna publish this right away, but then i saw i didnt have service and got sad