snatched crackfic bakugou katsuki

11 ; a talk ;

smol might:
y/n

we need to talk

walmart gang:
why

smol might:
youu??

toldd??

mee??

youu??

gott??

yourr??

powerr??

fromm??

alll??

mightt??

walmart gang:
oh yeah

i forgot about that

smol might:
well??

spill the tea, sis

walmart gang:
okkk

so

i was leaving middle school one day, you know, the usual

and all might comes out of a bush, all smiley and stuff

"eAt THiS"

it was p e t r i f y i n g

i was physically q u a k i n g

then b oom i had one for al (edit: YES FINALLY I WAS LOOKING FOR WHERE I ACCIDENTALLY PUT "ALL FOR ONE" INSTEAD OF "ONE FOR ALL" YAYY I FOUND IT OWO)

like, w o ah

i think he was drunk

smol might:
why did i even ask..

the next day at school (because that kinda matters sometimes, lol), y/n was attacked by midoriya with question after question.

"so he just gave it to you?"

sigh. "yes."

"no questions asked?"

"noPe."

"huh," he muttered, scribbling in his notebook.

"yeah, so... that's it."

"that's..." he set down his pencil. "it?"

"yeah. the author was running out of ideas so she added in that little detail... and now she doesn't know where to go with it."

"author? what are you talking about?"

"exactly."

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here's a scrap chapter thing because i can't think of what to write.

since school is starting, i'll probably update once a week.

(Edit: epic fail lmao)

so, thanks for checking in uwu