snatched crackfic bakugou katsuki

87; can yer please lay off my bae

"Y/n we're going to the arcade," bakugou said, dragging y/n out the apartment door.

"Oh, yay!"

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They arrived at the arcade, immediately emptying their pockets to purchase tokens. They went from game to game (bakugou always won, except guitar hero and ddr) having fun all afternoon.

"Hey, ill go get us some pizza," bakugou said, leaving y/n to sit at their table.

"Look at that hottie," a girl said from across the room, pointing at bakugou as her friends giggled.

"Wonder if hes single."

Y/n scoffed. Im literally right here lmao blind bwitches.

Bakugou returned with the pizza and sat down. He was about to take a bite when one of the girls approached their table.

"Wanna hang out with my friends and i?" She looked over at y/n with distaste. "Your cousin can come too... i guess"

Bakugou choked on his pizza and y/n did that thing you do to crack someones back or help them not choke.

When they were done, y/n kissed him on the cheek and looked back at the girls.

"We're from alabama."

They ran for the hills and bakugou laughed his arse off.

What a great day.

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