snatched crackfic bakugou katsuki

13 ; what a crusty squid ;

Midoriya:
uhmm

can i just—

y do you think ice cubes aren't just called "water"?

i mean-

they're just frozen water, right?

the reason can't be "because one is a solid and one is a liquid"

since, ya know, frozen glue would still be called glue

todoroki:
and why are you asking specifically me these questions?

Midoriya:
Uh

Uh

your quirk
duh.

Seen: 4:16 AM

Y/n woke up that morning with the most aggravating headache that they had ever though imaginable.

This headache had a name. That name was (name). Yn's little cousin.

"Y/n let's go to the park!"

"No."

"Do you have a crush on anyone~?"

"N... no."

"AH YOU STUTTERED I HECKING KNEW IT!"

"SHUT UP! YOU EGG!"

"NO, YOU! STOP BEING SUCH A CRUSTY SQUID!"

"HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SAY THAT?! TF YOU'RE ONLY SEVEN!"

"SEVEN AND A QUARTER! GET IT RIGHT, WOMAN!"

"OKAY LET'S GO TO THE PARK."

"YAY!"

And that is how y/n spent her whole afternoon. Wouldn't it be a coincidence if she ran into some friends... and a little trouble?

We'll have to wait and see.