have a biscuit potter; rant book

a very BOLD tag

i don't remember who did this but i found screenshots of it in my phone from (exactly) July 21st so imma do this as it takes close to 0 effort lmao.

basically there's a bunch of statements in different categories and if they apply to you, you change them into bold. got it, good. let's go!

APPEARANCE:

-im 5'7 or taller
-i wear glasses
-i have at least one tattoo
-i have at least one piercing
-i have blonde hair
-i have brown eyes
-i have short hair
-my abs are at least somewhat defined
-i have or have had braces
-there is something i would change about the way i look

PERSONALITY:

-my Hogwarts house is: Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Slytherin
-i am an introvert
-i like meeting new people
-people tell me that im funny
-helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
-i enjoy physical challenges
-i enjoy mental challenges
-i am playfully rude with people i know well
-i started saying something ironically and now i cant stop saying it
-there is something i would change about my personality

ABILTY:

-i can sing well
-i can play an instrument
-i can do over 30 pushups without stopping
-i am a fast runner (short distance and relay yo)
-i can draw well
-i have good memory
-im good at doing maths in my head
-i can hold my breath for over a minute underwater
-i have beaten at least two people in arm wrestling
-i know how to cook at least three meals from scratch
-i know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

-i enjoy playing sport (only like badminton and stuff)
-im on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
-im in an orchestra or choir in my school or somewhere else (i USED to be rip)
-i have learned a new song in the last week
-i work out at least once a week (literally used to before summer smh)
-i go for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
-i have drawn something in the last months
-i enjoy writing
-fandoms are my number one passion
-i do or have done martial arts (literally went to one karate class as a kid and then left to do ballet)

EXPERIENCES:

-i have had my first kiss
-i have had alcohol
-i have scored the winning goal in a sports game
-i have watched an entire season of a tv show in one sitting
-i have been to an overnight event (do school trips count? then yes)
-i have been in a taxi
-i have been in the hospital or ER in the past year
-i have beaten a video game in one day
-i have been to another country
-i have been to one of my favourite band's concerts (LMAO I WENT TO A 1D CONCERT WHEN I WAS LIKE 10)

RELATIONSHIPS:

-im in a relationship
-i have a celebrity crush
-i have a crush on someone i know
-i have been in at least three relationships
-i have never been in a relationship (well i have but they were all before the age of 11 so i don't count them)
-i have asked someone out or admitted my feelings for them
-i have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

-i have at least one person i consider a "best friend"
-i live close to my school (a good 30 minute walk)
-my parents are still together
-i have at least one sibling
-i live in the US
-there is snow right now where i live
-i have hung out with a friend outside of school in the past month
-i have a smartphone
-i have at least fifteen CDs
-i share a room with someone

RANDOM:

-i have breakdanced
-i have a friend called Jamie
-i have had a teacher with a last name that's hard to pronounce
-i have dyed my hair (back when it was #cool to dye the ends of your hair, i dyed mine red)
-im listening to the same song on repeat right now
-ive punched someone in the past week
-i know someone who has gone to jail
-i have broken a bone
-i have eaten a waffle today
-i know what i want to do with my life
-i speak at least two languages fluently
-i have made a friend in this past year