Jeff x Ben-Dirty Mind

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"W-What?" Ben slurs, still just awakening from previously being knocked out.

"Who cares?! Just-" I ran my hands through my hair.

"Just fuckin- shut up!" I said to Offenderman. He pursed his lips and crossed his arms at my reaction.

"Oh, Jeff dated a dude before you." He shrugs simply.

"Really?" Ben asked with pure shock on his face.

"Oh hey, by the way, If you don't want me to show this photo." He stated as he showed his phone screen to me and Ben. Ben gasped and I rolled my eyes as he chuckled.

"Then you have to a favor for me."

"Like what?" I asked bitterly.

"We'll see." He shrugged.

"Yeah whatever," I mumbled as I rolled my eyes again when he chuckled and disappeared into the woods.

Creeper.

I sighed as I furrowed my eyebrows while I thought of what the favor could be. It'll probably suck.

Ben and I silently walked back to Slenderman's house. Not saying anything about what had just happened. I kept a straight face the whole time and Ben looked worried. I hated that expression.

"Oh thank god, there you are Jeff! Where have you been? I even sent Offenderman after you!" Slenderman exclaimed as we entered his home.

Great decision on your part Slendy.

"Speaking of that. W-Where is Offenderman now?" Ben asked nervously.

"You just missed him. He said he couldn't find you two." Slenderman said.

If you don't want me to show this photo to people.

His words played in the back of my mind.

"Weird," I said dismissingly. Ben looked up at me with a confusion of why I didn't tell him what Offenderman had said and stuff.

It's because I don't give a fuck, he needs to stop looking at me with that pitiful expression. Don't pity me.

"Jeff," Ben whispered as he gently grabbed my arm.

"Welp," I said as I turned around and shrugged away Ben's hand.

He needs to stop.

"Better get home. I feel better now, I'll leave Smile Dog with you. Good night." I said as I exited his house and got into my car. I could almost feel Ben's gaze on me but didn't look up or think much of it as I pulled out of his driveway and drove off.

*ring, ring*

I looked at my phone as I continued to drive. I was right as I predicted it was from Ben.

I accepted the call.

"Hi Ben," I said casually and Ben sighed dramatically.

"W-Why didn't you tell Slenderman?" He questioned.

"Tell him what?" I asked as I cocked an eyebrow and grew closer to my house.

"What Offendermna said!" He urged.

"What are you talking about? He didn't ssy anything. Besides, who cares?" I asked with the same deep monotoned voice that I had at Slendy's.

"W-What? What are you talking about?!" He asked and I could tell he was probably waving his arms around frantically.

"Hey, where are you right now?" I asked, dreading that he was calling me with Slenderman listening in.

"I'm in the bathroom," he stated bluntly.

"Oh," I said with a huge feeling of relief.

"Look I don't care about what you're talking about so I'm gonna go charge my phone now," I said as I pulled into my driveway and stepped out of my car. I just want to forget and I know exactly what will help.

Some Alcohol. I'll try to cut back later because right now. I need it. I just wanna fall asleep and try to forget about what happened. Thinking about Devon makes me sad.

"But-" I ended the call before he could continue and walked into my house.

It was quiet... No SmileDog here to make noise... I didn't like it...

I checked my phone as Ben started to blow up my notifications with messages and turned off my ringer as I plugged it in. Still, having the same blank expression as before.

I mindlessly went into my fridge and looked around. I remembered I was out of beer and had a feeling of disappointment fill me so I went into my old cabinet. I grabbed some whiskey I've been saving for who knows what and quickly fumbled around with the confusing and stubborn cap until it fell to the ground and I smiled lightly.

I began to chug it as I slowly got undressed and crawled under my covers. Soon the darkness of sleep consumed me more and more as the whole bottle disappeared down my throat and I let the empty bottle fall through my fingers tips and land near my bed. My hand hung over the edge and I drifted off slowly... Thinking about everything that had happened.

What.

Ever.

Hope you liked it!

I'm sorry it's so fucking short lmao XD