Jeff x Ben-Dirty Mind

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Somehow we ended up in Jacks car. I ended up driving and they all messed around as I tried to focus on the road.

Fuck my life.

"Can you all shut the fuck up please?" I asked and they all gasped as they realized how loud they were being.

"Yeah, oh my god you guys are so loud," Masky said as if he wasn't basically yelling about having the window seat moments ago.

"Jane stop it!" Jack yelled.

"What? I didn't do anything!" She protested.

"Your leg keeps touching mine!" He whined like a grade schooler.

"Guys, you're like, so loud," Ben said, almost whispering from the passenger seat as he pulled his knees up to his face and leaned against the door. He looked out the window as his eyes drooped tiredly.

"Yeah, you guys are so annoying." Clockwork scolded as she drank from Hoodie's tequila bottle.

My tequila bottle.

"Can we go to McDonald's?" Masky asked desperately like he needed to inhale some McDonald's in order to survive.

"Do they sell waffles at Mcdonalds?" Toby asked hopefully as he sat up from the back, his goggles hanging around his neck and his hair in a disheveled mess.

"No, they do not sell waffles at McDonald's," I told him and he pouted as he face-planted onto the floor, out of our site.

"Did we already go to Target?" ClockWork asked as she shot up from her sleeping position. Jane punched her shoulder.

"No idiot! We just got in the car." She corrected.

"Actually, we're already here," I said with a crooked smile and Clockwork gasped. I stopped the car and she yanked open the door the second I stopped. She ran out but then hesitated as she became confused. She looked around aimlessly.

"Have fuuun~" I called out as I began to drive away.

"Hey, this isn't Target asshole!" She yelled angrily at me as she stumbled after the car.

"Clocky!" Toby yelled like she about disappeared forever as he shoved his hand out the window. Smile Dog barked alarmingly from the backseat as Toby opened the door.

"Toby!" I yelled as he jumped out. He took one step before falling hard into the asphalt since the car was moving. He was quick to jump up, feeling no sensation of the pain as he immediately booked it to ClockWork. I could see blood trailing down his face but he didn't notice.

"Son of a bitch," I mumbled as I stopped the car suddenly. As the car halted, everyone fell forward and Ben's forehead hit the dashboard.

"Ow!" He exclaimed as he held his forehead and rubbed his sleepy, red eyes.

"Oh, uh, sorry babe," I apologized as I reached out and put a hand on Ben's shoulder.

"Sorry won't cut it." He grumbled as he pouted cutely.

"Here," I offered as I leaned in and gave his forehead a small kiss. He giggled as I leaned in closer and showered him with kisses around his face. He smiled as he blushed lightly.

"Hehe, ack! Okay okay!" He exclaimed happily and I leaned back in compliance.

"I forgive you," he mumbled with a satisfied sigh as he leaned back into his chair and crossed his arms.

"So gay and cute," Jane muttered.

I remembered that we weren't alone as I looked back. Jack, Jane, and Masky just got front row seats to see me kiss Ben. They were all smiling smugly.