Jeff x Ben-Dirty Mind

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*Jeff's POV*

"Well we can't bring you to the hospital, can we?" I asked sarcastically.

"Why not?!" Toby asked in horror.

"CAUSE WE'RE HIGH AS FUCK?!" I said and he was about to retaliate but then he understood and shut his mouth.

Good choice on his part.

"Oh yeah... Wait... Weren't we just at Jacks house?"

"Fucking idiots." Hoodie commented and Jack chuckled.

"We were there yesterday." Hoodie stated.

"No! That was like... Like, what, two hours ago?" ClockWork asked.

"Oh my god, I am not having this conversation again!" Masky yelled as he ate some chips off the ground. Jane ate some too.

"I swear to god, every time I hang out with you guys, it's my cheat day," Jane said, shaking her head in disbelief as she munched on the chips.

"So every day?" Jack asked and Jane paused before shrugging and nodding.

Ben was basically asleep in the passenger seat and I snuck glances at him every once in a while. He was breathing in and out peacefully and his chest raised with every inhale. Watching him sleep calmed me for some reason.

"Whatchya looking aaaat?" ClockWork asked as she leaned over the seat and looked at me. It was obvious she knew.

"Fuck off," I grumbled as I brought my attention back to the road. The car swayed back and forth as my eyes struggled to focus on the street before me. I rubbed my eyes and widened them as I came very close to a car.

"JEFF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Jane yelled and Masky gasped as I swerved the car in a circle to avoid a collision with a semi.

"FUCK, SHIT, ASS, BITCH!" I yelled as I clawed at the out of control steering wheel and parked on the side of the road. We all got yanked forward with the force of the stop. Everyone looked at me with wide eyes. Ben woke up as his body was flung forward and out of his seat.

"OW!" Ben yelled as he opened his eyes, waking up in a very unpleasant way.

"The fuck was that?!" He exclaimed but paused as he saw our alarmed faces.

"What? Did we crash? Are we dead?' Toby asked since he hadn't felt a thing.

"Finally," Jane said as she sighed and sunk back into her seat. The thought of death relieving her.

"We're not dead!" I exclaimed to silence everyone.

"Uh, oh, cranky Jeff's... Cranky." Jack grinned and I glared at him. Ben rolled his eyes as he crossed his arms and sat back down.

"Okay, everyone put on your fucking seatbelts!" I demanded and they all hurried to click them in place. They all started giggling as they were frantic to get them on.

"Hurry bitch!" ClockWork yelled and everyone laughed. Ben closed his eyes but chuckled along lightly. I smiled and shook my head. Those idiots could be held at gunpoint and still find a way to make it funny.

I started the car and slowly merged into the road. 

"Everyone got their seatbelt on?" I asked and they all looked around at each other expectantly.

I feel like I'm their goddamn parent.

"Masky doesn't!" Hoodie exclaimed and they all gasped and started yelling at him.