Jeff x Ben-Dirty Mind

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After everyone got baked, we were chilling and eating basically all of my food. I was walking around aimlessly in my living room, not knowing where to go. We were all still pretty stoned and Ben was taking a nap because he usually does that when he gets high. I just mess around and get confused. I laugh at his dumb jokes a lot more too.

"Beeeeeen," I said as I stumbled over to him. He groaned sleepily as I kneeled down next to him and laid down, my face in the carpet. I placed my arms beside me and forgot why I said his name.

"Y'all gay as fuck," Masky said from the floor behind the couch as he grabbed around for a bottle of alcohol. He got the bourbon and drank straight from the bottle, spilling it everywhere.

"Bish, fuck you." I retaliated as I rolled around.

"Yo, you got any waffles? I love eating those when I'm faded as fuck" Toby asked. 

"You love eating them when you're anything," Jane corrected as she started to laugh uncontrollably which made Toby start to chuckle. He covered his face and soon, we were all desperately trying to contain our laughter. We found it funny that we were all laughing for no actual reason.

We all soon started to howl with laughter. ClockWork was on the floor, holding her stomach and Jane was slapping her knee repeatedly. I laughed too, because of how hard everyone else was. I even heard Ben start to giggle.

"Jesus Christ!" Jane said as ClockWork wheezed and fell over.

"The fuck is so funny?" Hoodie asked as he ate some more chips.

"Pass that shit over," Jack mumbled as he jumped up. He must have gotten a head rush because he wobbled and it looked like he was about to pass out.

"Wait, weren't we just in Jack's car?" Toby asked, perplexed as he sat up. He was on top of the couches back. Earlier he said that snoopy gave him his house and that's why he was laying on it like that.

Masky snickered, "That was like, five hours ago, dude,"

"No way!" Toby exclaimed with wide eyes.

"I was just talking about the waffles!" He said in a whiney voice as if it was the end of the world for him.

"Bish, that was at Jack's house." Masky corrected him.

"That was yesterday," Jack mumbled as he took the bag of chips from Hoodie and gobbled them down.

"Wait, whaaaat?" Masky said as he gasped.

"Y'all are fucking idiots!" ClockWork added as she steadied herself and came down from her laughing.

"That was, like, two hours ago! I fuckin hate  you guys." She said as she covered her face and landed on the carpet next to Jane who was sitting in one of my large chairs.

"No, we've been here for like... Wait, did I wake up here?" Masky asked as he looked around and sipped from the bottle like it was candy.

"Oh my god, you guys." Ben laughed as he shot up and looked around.

"Holy shit," He said as he rocked back and forth. He placed a hand on my back as he steadied himself.

"Oh shit, I am so, we're so... Fucked right now." He snorted and a few people chuckled along with him.

"Dude, your eyes are red as fuck!" Toby gasped as he looked at Ben. Ben looked up at him and smiled wearily.

"Really? Haha," he laughed as he looked down and clapped his hands.