Paging Dr. Vulcano

Chapter 1

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You could say Faith was a fan of the Tenderloins. References came up in daily if not hourly conversations with Nicole. The Best Friend that she met in college could converse entirely in Impractical Jokers memes and quotes...and so could Faith. Nicole, a huge fan of the comedy group from the beginning, just like Faith, had her own crush on James Murray. Sal and Murr were talked about as the crushes they would never have the chance to date. They had made their mind up to see whichever of the two whenever they were anywhere close to them. Then it happened. Facebook notified them that Sal would be in Sacramento with a Special Guest doing stand up comedy on September 22nd. This was their chance...Faith's chance to see her crush in person. Nicole ordered them tickets for a table just two tables back from the stage just to Sal's right. Right where the light hits and everything is dark behind it. They could not believe that they were going to see him in the flesh. Right in front of them. Would there be a meet and greet? Would he make eye contact with her? What if she gets to meet him? Faith was so excited she could barely contain herself...and she had over a month to wait to see him.

As the days got closer, Faith and Nicole were equally hoping that Murr would be the Special Guest. Heck, Faith thought Nicole would pass out if Murr was the Special Guest. Faith prepared herself for the night by re-binge-watching all of Impractical Jokers and watching many of Sal's stand up comedy on YouTube. She was so ready for that night... she was going to buy Ann Taylor black pants and a shirt that said "Faith Bitch" from the newest season.

Then it was the day. Faith had just finished a 12 hour shift at work, and could not wait to get home to get ready and leave for what felt like the most anticipated night of her life. About 2 hours later she got to Nicole's house where Faith was going to stay after the show for the night. Nicole saw Faith's choice in outfit and thought it was perfect. Opting out of wearing the Faith Bitch shirt, Faith wore black lightly worn jeans with a cream and black crossed shirt and her favorite back heels. Nicole and Faith had to start the thirty minute drive until they arrived.

Once they got there, they managed to go through the security scanners fairly quickly despite the fact that there was a line out the door. They made their way inside, and ordered drinks just in time for the 10 min call before the night started. They found their way back from the bar and to their table right as Sal was getting ready to be called up and introduced. From their table, Faith and Nicole had a perfect view to the back room where they saw Sal walking towards the stage. As he made his way onto the stage, Sal locked eye contact with...