Nasty Girl (RHCP FANFIC)

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"Morning sleepyhead! Get up, get up! You got divorcing papers to sign!" Anthony exclaimed while trying to pull Alex out of the bed by her feet.

"Ew. Go away. It's six in the morning, what the hell Anthony?!" She growled back while sitting up and shoving him off of her before continuing, "Why are you waking me up so early?"

"I don't know. Maybe we could go get breakfast or something."

"I doubt any place is open at this time in the morning."

"Oh. Geez. Hm. Maybe we could..."

"Go back to sleep? Great idea!"

"Hey! C'mon. I'll make you breakfast."

"Maybe later. Like eight? Or nine in the morning. I'm going back to bed. Later, alligator." She yawned while pulling the blanket over her head. It was quiet. She enjoyed the darkness of her room. And the warmth she felt underneath her blankets. As if there were no worries in the world. That all changed as Anthony quickly yanked the blanket off of her body, immediately sending shivers in a rapid-like motion across her arms and bare legs.

"Are you crazy?!" She exclaimed freezing while jumping into Anthony's arms. Pressing her body against his she sighed in relief, feeling his body heat radiate onto hers.

"Why are you straddling me?!" He snapped back while trying to pry her off of his body.

"I'm freezing! Your an asshole for yanking the blankets off of me."

"You wouldn't get up!"

"So? Just leave me be!"

"Ugh. And let you be in peace? Not a chance-" he began to say but quickly tripped over the bag laying next to her bed. The two of them quickly tumbled onto the bed, causing Anthony to pin Alex to the bed. They stared in each other's eyes for what seemed like forever.

"Anthony...."She whispered.

"What?"

"You....You should go. I want to sleep more."

"I...uh...yeah." He mumbled before slowly pushing himself off of her and making his way into the hallway. He was greeted by Flea, leaning against the railing while eating a bowl of cereal.

"Morning, Anthony." He smiled eating the cereal while following him down the stairs before saying, "So...Uhm."

"What, Flea?" Anthony sighed.

"So. Did you get lucky last night or something?"

"What do you mean?"

"Did you and Alex...you know!"

"What?"

"Did you have sex with Alex."

"Oh uh-"

"Your blushing!"

"We didn't have sex! I was just going to wake her up!

"Sure." Flea laughed while walking away. As he exited Chad entered the kitchen asking, "What's all this ruckus I'm hearing?!"

"Anthony had sex with Alex." Flea laughed while slapping Chad's chest before leaving the kitchen.

"Are you joking?!" Chad laughed.

"He's lying, Chad. I was just leaving her room after trying to wake her up."

"Mhm. Sure." Chad smirked while leaving the kitchen to go tell John. Was it true Anthony and Alex had sex? Of course not. But Anthony's reputation of having sex with almost every girl he's met didn't help the cause. Rumors spread throughout the entire house like a wildfire. A couple hours later, Alex stirred in her bed. Awaken by the sound of laughter she frowned in curiosity and ran her fingers through her hair while making her way down the stairs, wearing baggy gray sweatpants and a black sports bra.

Trudging into the kitchen she noticed how quickly the bands conversation had ended.

"Morning sluts." She yawned while opening the fridge before saying, "Hey! Who ate my-" she froze while noticing the smirks they all had plastered across their faces. She stopped and closed the refrigerator door. Slowly leaning against the door of the refrigerator she began to interrogate them by asking, "Why are you all smirking?" No response. She began looking around to notice Anthony was missing.

"I got it! You all murdered Anthony! Thank goodness. At least someone did it before I did." She joked while laughing at her own joke. No response. Just three suspicious band mates smirking at her. As if they were peeling her skin back, revealing every secret, or shameful act she's ever committed. She sighed while grabbing Chad's bowl of cereal before saying, "Geez. Ya'll are so suspicious." She pushed Chad's hands away from the bowl and took a giant bite off of the spoon before smiling, "Cheerios! I love Cheerios!"

"You love what?" Anthony asked while entering the room judging her attire before saying, "Really. Why are you half naked?"

"If you all can walk around with your shirts off why can't I walk around in my sports bra?"

"Because your a girl."Anthony snapped back while grabbing the cereal bowl from her and returning it to Chad.

"How do you know what's underneath my sweatpants, Kiedis?" She snapped back while raising an eyebrow.

"Oh trust me. He knows." John mumbled to receive a chuckle and smirk from Chad and Flea. She stared at the sinister trio and turned back to Anthony before asking, "You'll drive me to the hospital today. Right? You said you would last night."

"Yes. I'll drive you. Why don't you go get dressed?" Anthony mumbled while making himself a toasted bagel.

"Alrighty. Hey, can u make me a bagel?" She pleaded while grabbing his hand.

"Uh. Yeah. Butter or cream cheese?"

"Hmmm. You pick!" She smiled before exiting the kitchen. Chad intently listened for the slam of her bedroom door. Once he heard the slam he exclaimed, "You didn't use protection, Anthony? Is that why your going to the hospital?"

"Jesus Christ, Chad! You have this whole thing mixed up. We didn't have sex. I'm taking her to the hospital to go divorce her abusive husband." Anthony snapped back while running his fingers through his long hair.

"Wait, you were telling the truth this morning?!"

"Yes, you idiot!" 

"Oh. You can't blame me! There's a connection between you two."

"There is not."

"Oh really? Then what did I just watch! She touched your hand and played you like a violin, just so you could make her a bagel. No woman has ever done that to you."

"Oh, shut it! She's not playing me like a violin." Anthony scoffed as he began to put the second bagel in the toaster oven.

"Do you hear that John? I think that's the sound of a violin being played." Chad laughed as Anthony turned and threw the burnt, charred bagel at him.