BMC/DEH Oneshots

Here We Go Again (Live Together AU)

So basically, Zoey, Evan, Connor, Alana, and Jared all live together in a big apartment. It's a bit... Weird... 

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Jared was pissed, Connor just had the last of his milk and didn't bother to tell anyone. Of course. Not to mention it was 2 AM, and every Walmart, Fred Meyers, or any store imaginable was closed at this point. So they had one option left, at this point. The Dollar Store.

Now, it wasn't that Jared didn't like the dollar store, but he didn't necessarily trust it either. He once caught a worker changing the expiration date on a few food items, and the worker was like a deer in headlights. He froze. Now, Jared was fine eating an expired Snickers Bar or whatever, but not milk. Spoiled milk is a big deal breaker for him. So when the dollar store was his only option for milk, he wasn't thrilled.

¨CONNOR, YOU FINISHED THE FUCKING MILK AGAIN?¨

¨Sorry not sorry, Smalls.¨

¨WHATEVER, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO THE DOLLAR STORE AND YOU'RE PAYING.¨

¨Sounds good Smalls.¨

¨STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT.¨

¨Ok. Smalls.¨

¨GODDAMMIT CONNOR.¨

Connor just winked, and they walked over to the dollar store, but not without them getting nicknamed Smalls and Talls.

When they got there, they realized there was only room for one in the cart. Usually, they both rode around in the cart and pushed themselves wherever they needed to go with a broom or whatever. This caused a big argument over who was in the cart, ending in Jared because he's lighter.

They got the milk, checked out, and went home. They somehow forgot they still had the cart and ended up taking it home on the walk. But hey, they never got stopped and that's all that matters.

When they got home, the lights were on and everyone was looking a bit pissed off.

¨Why is everyone out? We only went for milk.¨ Jared questioned.

Zoe had a few things to say.

¨Because, Jared, your dumbass forgot to turn your alarm off before you left. And it fell behind your bed, we were all up looking for the source of the Anaconda song. So while you were out getting milk, we were listening to dicks. And butts. Next time you go out for whatever the fuck you may need, turn your god damn alarm off. Asshole.¨

¨Uh... Sorry, everybody, I'll go now,¨ Jared was flushed quite red, and everyone was kinda laughing a bit. Jared wasn't really sorry, but he had to at least act sorry. Evan piped up a bit at this point.

¨Uh, no Jared i-its, its fine. It was funny when- it was funny when Alana sh-shot out of bed a-and yelled 'WHO THE F-WORD D-DARES PLAY NICKI- PLAY NICKI MINAJ IN TH- IN THIS HOUSEHOLD?' And yeah th- that was really- really funny.¨ Evan was trying not to laugh, but it was hilarious so he failed. Miserably.

While the entire group was laughing their asses off, Connor had checked if the milk was spoiled.

¨HOLY SHIT THIS SMELLS FUCKING FUNKY. WHY DID WE THINK IT WAS OK TO BUY MILK FROM THE DOLLAR STORE.¨ His face was scrunched up in disgust, as he smelled the sour, curdled milk.

¨Never did, Talls.¨ Jared replied.

¨Asshole.¨

¨You know it.¨

Everyone else was really tired, and eventually just asked if they could go to bed and forget about the milk. It was a unanimous ¨Hell yes.¨ 

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HAVE THIS GOODBYE

I might make more base on this AU, I really like it. But idk tell me if you want it or nah

OK ACTUALLY GOODBYE