BMC/DEH Oneshots

Breaking Down Jared

Bath bomb time here we go

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What would completely break Jared?

Evan or Connor starting to see him as a freak, or a nerd, and not wanting to be around freaks and nerds.

What is the best thing in Jared's life?

Either Evan or the Lush Rose Bath Bomb. Both.

What is the worst thing in Jared's life?

Remembering when he treated Evan like garbage, the whole Connor Project fight.

What seemingly insignificant memory stuck with Jared?

This may count as more of a thing he's noticed, but whenever Evan is with someone he doesn't know, he's super quiet and always looks like he's about to cry. Whenever he's with either Connor or Jared, he sort of "shows his true colors" and it's pretty cool.

What is Jared reluctant to tell people?

That he isn't really an ass, he just doesn't know any other way to communicate. This is how his dad raised him, and he doesn't know any better.

How does Jared feek about sex?

I see Jared as an asexual, and he would only do it to conceive.

How many friends does Jared have?

Evan, Connor, Zoe, Alana. 4.

How many friends does Jared want?

He really wants to be friends with Jeremy and Michael, but doesn't know how to talk to them. They seem so cool, with their PAC-man tattoos, out-of-date sodas, and general aesthetic.

What would Jared make a scene in public about?

The newest Lush Bath Bomb that recently came out, yelling that him and whoever he's with that they NEED to go.

What would Jared give his life for?

You guessed it- his friends and his mom.

What is one or more of Jared's major flaws?

Slight anxiety, gives a bad impression and has a not-so-great reputation.

What does Jared pretend or try to care about?

Trees. He only pays attention to Evans eyes.

What is Jared afraid of?

Jared has Agyrophobia, or the fear of streets and crossing the street. When he was little, he was hit by a drunk driver but only broke his leg. Since then, he will not cross the street alone and only will in crowds or with Evan or Connor.

Jeremy time