Treebros Drabbles

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#1

*Evan and Connor are snuggled up together on the couch*

Evan: *suddenly shoots up* "BORED."

Connor:*Flinches off couch* "Ow! Evan what the hell! *rubs elbow*

Evan:*Smiles* "Thanks."

Connor: *Still on floor* "For what?"

Evan: "Entertaining me!"

Connor: "EVAN YOU LITTLE ACORN-"


#2

Jared: "Ok, so the last thing we need is... the blood of a virgin."*Looks at Evan* "Can we have some of your blood?"

Evan: "Wait, I'm not a-not a virgin anymore..."

Jared: "Who... it wasn't Connor was it?"

Connor: *Winks*

Jared: "Oh my god"


#3

*Evan got his wisdom teeth out*

Evan: "I LOVE YOU CONNOR! L-O-V-E YOU!"

Jared: "Is Ev ok?"

Evan: "LA LA LA LA LOVE YOU CON!"

Connor: "He got his wisdom teeth removed earlier."

Evan: "I AM IN LOVE!"

Connor and Jared: *Sips wine*


#4

Jared: You're staring again.

Evan: What?

Jared: Connor. You're practically drooling.

Evan: *Wipes* No I'm not, shut up, you're insane!

Jared: Yeah, you're right. What would you ever see in Connor anyways?

Evan: WHAT?! Connor is amazing! Funny, smart, beautiful-

Jared:...

Evan:...

Jared: *Snigger*

Evan: I can't believe I fell for that.





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So I might make a full oneshot on one of these but idk. I have more to write but I'm out of time for now. Comment if you want more drabbles and mini-oneshots, or don't I can't control you. Oof I have no more to say at this point. Bonne nuit.



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