Stuff I think of at 3:00am

Snake Trouble.

Oh gosh. I haven't gotten sleep in 5 days now. I reaaaaaally need to sleep. I remember Gertrude told me that I could sleep in her room and she would watch over me with her sword, but I still dont trust it... Well, it is the closest I'm gonna get.

I went to walk over to Gertrude but I tripped. And since I haven't slept in 5 days I was extremely weak. So, I was kind of stuck with my face in the floor. "Ian...?" I heard Gertrude's voice. I cant even lift my head.

She picked me up. "You really need to sleep." "Uh huh?" "Like. Really." "Eheh." She walked up the stairs toward her room. I could already feel my eyes starting to close. I let out a giant yawn and fell asleep...
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-Vg's P.O.V. cause why not?-

Alex just reported to me that the cat was asleep, but, Gertrude was guarding him. I told her to deal with Gertrude. And that's what shes doing right now. Now I need to do my job. I teleported to Gertrude's room.

Sure enough, Gertrude wasnt there. I grinned and slowly picked Ian up. His ear twitched but he was in deep slumber. I let out a chuckle and teleported back to my lair. I slowly set Ian down since I dont wanna wake him up, yet.

Ian recently posted some question and answer thing on his Instagram story. And he made a very big mistake in answering a question of his worse way to die. And since I hate his guts, I'm gonna do it. I could hear Loki banging against the glass tank that I put him in. I could put him under my control at anytime so I wasnt worried.

I slowly picked Ian up and leaned him against a wall. I walked over to Loki and snapped my fingers. His eyes turned white and he stopped banging. I snapped my fingers again and made him a HUGE python, so huge that it broke the tank. Yoinks.
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-And now back to our regularly scheduled program, Ian!-

I heard a giant CRASH. I jerked awake to find myself NOT in Gertrude's room. NOT AGAIN! There was a HUGE green snake with Vg. Oh no.

I went to stand up but she snapped her fingers. aaaaand I cant move. She grinned and pointed toward me. The snake's white glowing eyes locked with mine. I tried to move but it wasn't happening.

The snake slithered toward me at full speed. Vg snapped her fingers again and I could feel all the pressure let go of me. But I still couldn't move. I was frozen in fear. The snake started to wrap around my legs and make it's way toward my chest.

I shook my head. I let out a scream and started to struggle. Vg was doing that one thing villains do with their fingers. I could barely move. The snake was wrapped around my whole body accept my neck and up.

It was so large! It was hissing in my face. I whimpered quietly and tried to squirm. Vg slowly made a fist with her hand. The snake started to wrap tighter and tighter, slowly suffocating me.

I guess I was really an idiot to answer that question. It got tighter and tighter. My vision started to turn white. I could feel the life leaving my body. I heard a loud crash.

Gertrude busted through the door with her sword. I felt my eyes start to close. Maybe I shouldn't use Instagram anymore... I felt myself go limp. Oops.
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-G-G-Gertrude!-

The green snake kept tightening around my little brother. Oh gosh, I'm shook! Okay, too much Shane. Oh yeah, back to the drama. The room was empty accept for Ian and the snake.

I rushed over and went to slice the snake but that's animal abuse. Instead I yeeted the snake out the window. Ian fell flat on the floor. I slowly picked him up. He wasnt breathing, oh no.

I started to shake him. "Ian.. Ian come on, wake up." Not even an ear twitch...  I felt a tear roll down my cheek. I teleported to the house and threw him on the couch.  I stomped upstairs, sorry lil brudah.
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-Daggy Daggy :J-

I peeked my head around the corner from the kitchen. I saw Ian on the couch. I walked over to him and realized that he wasnt breathing. Sadly it seems that Vg got our little kitty. That only means one thing.

I picked Ian up and teleported to L. He was breathing in and out in a brown paper bag.

I was trying not to cry. He looked over and his bag popped. "OH FRICK-- Oh wait--- Ian?" I just slowly set him down and teleported away. Welp. Broken hearts club yA YEET.