Stuff I think of at 3:00am

Scientists

Ian: Walking alone on the side walk, on my way home

???: Yo! Check that out!

??: ??? Looks through my binoculars Is that the thing we saw at the mall?!

???: Yes! Quick get the truck!

?????: In the truck driving around 

Ian: Ears perk up ? Turns around ....oh no. Runs the other way HELP.

???: TURN AROUND TURN AROUND!

??: Turns the truck and follows that cat! Coming to theaters near you

Ian: ffFFFFFFF!! Turns into the woods

??: rGH. GET THE NET.

???: Grabs a net and quietly opens the door and follows

??: Waits with the truck

Ian: Turns around Phew. Stops Lost em.

???: In a tree, drops it on him

Ian: oR NOT!

???: yes i got it! Jumps down

Ian: yOU ARE BAD PEOPLE! YOU DO EXPERIMENTS ON CATS!

???: Yes. And we saw you at the mall but but you got away, looks like you grew.

Ian: gRRRRR. L!!! L!!

???: Grabs the net and drags him to the car

Ian: uNHAND ME. ONCE I GET OUT OF HERE IM GOING TO--

???: Opens the back of the truck and flings him in one of the many cages

Ian: hISSSSSS

???: Blocking the exit with my hand, grabs his collar with the other one A collar? You dont need that. Yanks it off and throws it in the woods

Ian: YOU BETTER LET ME GO

???: Closes the door and locks it with an actual lock (RIGHT NOW)

Ian: oR IMMA--

???: Slams shut the door

Ian: ...

???: dRIVE DRIVE!

??: Slams on the petal

Ian: wOAH WOAH!! Hits the door grrrrr

?????: Had driven far away

L: Walking in the woods ...Whered that silly cat get too? Stepped on something and heard a noise ??? Looks down, had stepped on the bell of his collar hey...  Picks it up ..... Somethings wrong.

Ian: YOU ARE GONNA OPEN THIS DOOR AND LEAVE ME THE HECC ALONE DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!

???: Please make it stop!

??: Cant. Sorry. Parks the car

?????: Drag the cage into the lab, lots of other cages with cats in them

Ian: .......... b-be br-brave

???: Getting the table ready

??: Puts a different kind of collar on, where the license is a test subject number