Stuff I think of at 3:00am

This Is My Favorite Game.

Dagger: *Messing around with knives making the beat, doing it with magic duh*

Dagger: *Tosses my knife hand to hand* Come on everybody lets all play a little game!

Dagger: If you've been here since the beginning you already know the name.

Dagger: *Pours some whiskey in a shot* You take a shot of Whiskey *Drinks it and throws the glass at the wall* And you *sharpens my knife* sharpen up your blade--

Dagger: *Summons a table, puts hand down and spreads apart my fingers* Then you spread apart your fingers-- *Raises the knife*  And this is what you say.

Dagger: *Plays the game* I love to play the knife game-- I love to stab my hands! *Looks forward and grins* Some people think I'm cRaZy-- 

Dagger: *Shrugs, not even looking at what im doing* But they dont understand!

Dagger: Im not afraid of bleeding, im not afraid of pain, I really love the danger, this is my favorite game!

Dagger: *Closes m eyes* So grab your knife and-- (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: *Opens one eye, still not watching what im doing* Risk your life and, (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: Take a shot and, (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: I know I will never stop!

Dagger: Stab your blade and, (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: Play the game and, *Hits my finger* ? (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: *Looks at the blood pouring from the cut* Blood and pain? and-- (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: *Shrugs and continues* Were all iNsAnE so chop chop chop!

Dagger: *Balances the blade part of the knife on my finger while standing on one foot* This is the final knife game song.

Dagger: Its been around for so damn long.

Dagger: *Juggles knives while standing on a rubber ball* Sing this song, for years to come.

Dagger: Cause the game is so damn fun!

Dagger: *Heats the knife up to 100 degrees* If you got the skills, you dont need luck!

Dagger: *Chugs the whole Whiskey bottle* So pour some Whiskey in your cup!

Dagger: And say your prayer to the lord of knives, and this is how we live our life!

Dagger: *Sets the knife on fire* 

Dagger: So grab your knife and, (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: *Plays the game blindfolded* Risk your life and, (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: *Hits my finger again* Take a shot and, (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: I know I will never stop!

Dagger: Stab your blade and, (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: Play the game and, *Stabs my finger again* (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: *Takes the blindfold off, my hand just bleeding* Blood and pain? and, (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: *Shrugs and wraps my hand in a bandage* Were all InSaNe so chop chop chop!

Dagger: *Balances a pencil on my finger* Some people use a pencil-- *Breaks it in half*

Dagger: *Tosses a pen hand to hand* Some people use a pen-- *Breaks it in half*

Dagger: Some people use their finger, so they don't hurt their hand.

Dagger: ...

Dagger: But everybody knows the only way to play--

Dagger: *Puts spikes on the knife and lights it on fire* Is with a sharpened knife when you play 5 finger fillet! 

Dagger: *Plays the game* So grab your knife and, (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: Risk your life and, (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: Take a shot and, (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: I know I will never stop!

Dagger: Stab your blade and, (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: Play the game and, (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: Blood and pain? and, (Chop chop chop!)

Dagger: Were all iNsAnE so, chop chop chop!

Dagger: *Looks at my hand* ....... *My sanity just snaps* ' v '

Dagger: *Starts to non stop stab my hand* I lOvE tO pLaY tHe KnIfE gAmE.

Dagger: i LoVe To StAb My HaNd.

Dagger: SoMe PeOpLe ThInK iM cRaZy.

Dagger: cAuSe ThEy DoNt UnDeRsTaNd.

Dagger: *Blood dripping off the table and just getting everywhere, on the walls, my clothes, everywhere*  Im NoT aFrAiD oF bLeEdInG.

Dagger: iM nOt AfRaId Of PaIn.

Dagger: I rEaLlY lOvE tHe DaNgEr.

Dagger: .... *Grabs a chainsaw, an insane grin* tHiS iS mY fAvOrItE gAmE!