Stuff I think of at 3:00am

Parodies. Parodies, Everywhere.

Idfk I'm bored. And lazy.

Vg: *Does a thing* ' v '

Ian: .. *Wakes up in darkness* ... Where am I?

Ian: *Hears something behind me* ?! *Turns around* ... L? *Hears it again* ?! *Turns around* .... *Slowly looks up* ... *Ears drop*

Depression: *Keeps rising* ' v ' *Waaaay bigger*

Ian: ....

Depression: ' v '

Ian: ! ... *Runs*

Ian: *Runs through the darkness* ...L I'm lost and terrified. *Keeps hearing noises behind me* ?! ... Should I run or should I hide?

Ian: *Looks at my hands, theres white strings on them* !

Ian: This monster got a hold of me.

Ian: *Looks around* ... Brought me to its world it seems.

Depression: *Appears*

Ian: ! *Goes to run*

Depression: *Consumes him*

Ian: !!! *Downing in depression* ...

Ian: *Back at the household* I did escape but I'm confined...

Ian: So should I run or should I hide?

Vg: *Appears with a knife* -p-

Ian: !!! *Zooms out into the woods*

Ian: *Lost her but also lost me* ....

Ian: *Just extremely sad* ... I dont think I can last a week.

Ian: *Sits against a tree* This sad is strong I'm gonna die.

Connor: *Appears with a net* ;p;

Ian: ! *zOOM* I'm hunted like this is a sport.

Ian: *Had made a tree house* But hidden in the woods I've got a fort...

Ian: *!* ? *Checks my phone*

*Message: L: Vg is actually pretty cool!*
Ian: ! *Zooms home, screw logic* I visit home to try and stop--

L: ?

Vg: *Was about to make him a file* ?

Ian: L-- NO! *Drop kicks Vg* L please run you cannot hide!

L: ...? *Looks at Vg*

Vg: *Has my phone* ' v '

L: !

Ian: *Claws grow, scratches the crap out of Vg* L PLEASE RUN YOU CANNOT HIDE! L PLEASE RUN YOU CANNOT HIDE!

Ian: *Claws go right through her* ... *Looks up*

Vg: *Ghost lol* ' v '

Ian: If you fight there will be trouble!

Vg: *Picks Ian up*

Ian: !! *Tries to stab her*

Vg: *Nothing* '  v  '

Ian: *Squirms* It doesn't die its invincible!

Ian: *Gets free* I wanna talk but theres no time! *Pushes him out the door* L please run you cannot hide!

Vg: -p- *Sends him to the void*

Ian: ... *Extremely sad, lonely and weak* ... I miss my fam I'm so lonely...

Vg: *As a ghost in the void* Dont be sad Ian you got me.

Ian: And thirsty theres nothing here to drink.

Vg: yes good I hope you die of dehydration.

Ian: This place is dark I cannot see.

Vg: speaking of see where are you?

Ian: Someone please rescue me.

Vg: Nobody can hear you silly cat.

Ian: I feel so weak am I gonna die?!

Vg: ...Soon. Ian soon.

Ian: *Covers face* I cannot run and I cannot hide.

Ian: *Panting* ...I'm just.

Ian: *Out of the void and in the woods* to sad...

Ian: So--

Vg: Ian.

Ian: So sad...

Vg: I think I found you.

Vg: You hid from me for a very long time.

Vg: Its impressive.

Vg: ...But now your m i n e.

Ian: ! *Runs*

Vg: *Flys after him* ' v '

Ian: I cannot run and I cannot hide!

Ian: *Trying to juke her, it doesnt work* I cannot run and I cannot hide!

Ian: *Stops and turns around, punches her*

Vg: *Nope* ...

Ian: ...

Vg: *Throws knifes at him*

Ian: ! *Runs* If I fight there will be trouble!

Ian: *Picks up one of the knives and throws it at her, it goes right through her* It doesn't die its invincible! *Zoom*

Ian: *Lost her* .... *Looks at my hand, its glitching out* .... *Curls up in a ball and cries* What do I do I'm terrified!

Vg: *Appears*

Ian: ! *Runs, glitching out* I cannot run and I cannot hide!

Ian: *Glitching extremely bad* I cannot run and I cannot hide!

Ian: *Fights it and stops glitching, tries to scratch her again*

Vg: *Nope* ' V '

Ian: If I fight there will be trouble!

Vg: *Tries to stab him in the shoulder*

Ian: ! *Dodges it* It doesnt die its invincible!

Ian: *Runs, lost her* ....

Ian: *Falls to my knees, puts hands on the side of head, closes eyes tightly, tears streaming from them* What do I do I'm terrified!

Vg: *Appears* --p-- *Freezes him*

Ian: ... I cannot run *Closes eyes accepting death* and I cannot hide.