Lets Learn How To Tie A Noose!

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Ian: Playing my guitar with a strap that's a noose

Gertrude: Playing the piano

Dagger: Playing the drums

Alex: Playing the flute

Gee: Playing the xylophone

Gertrudis: Singing into a microphone What's the greatest kind of knot, that you can tie with ease?

Gertrudis: Taps my foot Its useful and its happy and it suits your ever need!

Gertrudis: Well I'm about to tell you, but first I have to note.

Vg: Gonna tie a rope around my throat ;p

Gertrudis: Points to Vg while moving up and down That you never should ever consider putting a

Ian: Knocks Vg out with my guitar (rope around your throat)

Gertrudis: So, Swings a noose let's learn how to tie a noose.

Gertrudis: Twirls with it Its practical for every use!

Gertrudis: Summons rope All you need is a piece of rope.

Gertrudis: Points to a sign with the suicide hotline number on it And to never give up hope.

Gertrudis: Starts to tie a noose You make a loop and the snake goes down, but changes it's mind and turns around and climbs back up to the top again.

Gertrudis: Looks at the camera This is where the fun begins..

Gertrudis: Starts to tie it again You take the snake and spiral down and at the bottom what has he found?

Gertrudis: Puts the snake in the rabbit's hole ;) The snake goes into the rabbit's hole, then you give the top a pull.

Vg: Woke up, weakly reaching for a knife (Never consider)

Gertrude: Knocks her out with a very sh*tposty face (self abuse)

Gertrudis: This is how you tie a noose!

Gertrudis: Theres a 100 uses for the hangman's knot, that has nothing to do with; KYS. Points to the band

The band: Never do that!

Gertrudis: Wraps it around my pants cause they were falling You can make a stylish belt Swerves side to side to hold up your

Dagger: Staring .....

Dims: In the background -p- (pants)

Gertrudis: Dances around with the nooses You can tie them to your wrists and do a hangman's dance!

Gertrudis: Points to Alex's shoes

Alex: My laces are tied like nooses (Well you could tie your shoes)

Gertrudis: Points to Gertrude

Gertrude: Throws a banana with a noose Cape (or you could make)

Seto: It hit my book and got it dirty, the most annoyed sh*tpost face ever (bananas fly)

Gertrudis: Frying a noose in a pan Or you could Stirs it with a spoon stir a mixture--

Vg: Hung myself 

Ian: UDHUDHDCJJFNFICJ

Gertrudis: ... Puts a painting in her hands and bounces up and down Hang a picture

Jacku: Drags Vg out of the frame ;-; (Anything you try!)

Gertrudis: So, let's learn how to tie a noose! COVERED in nooses Its practical for every use! Summons another rope All you need is a piece of rope! Points to the band

The band: Holding a huge sign that has the suicide hotline number (And to never give up hope!)

Gertrudis: Holding a noose with a stern expression Never consider self abuse!

Gertrudis: Throws it in the air This is how you tie a noose! It lands around my neck like a necklace

L: Had just walked in guys its 3:00am...

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