Stuff I think of at 3:00am

rIP

Ian: *Minding my own business once again* p-p *Looks around* p--p *Spots something in the corner of my eye* ? *it be mR EVIL LIGHT* ..... *Stares* ..... *cat--- cant resist* ..... *Hunting position, ears bend back, tail wagging hisses and pounces at it, missed* --p-- yOU WONT GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *Chases it*

Dims: *Invisible in a tree* yes. here kitty kitty.~ *shines it on the tree I'm in*

Ian: I gOTCHA NOW!!! *Leaps for it*

Dims: ' v ' *Jumps down on him* sURPRISE!

Ian: wHY.

Dims: You thought I was done with you?!~ Nope! I wont stop until L is mine and only mInE.~~

Ian: For the last time just give it up. Hes already mine and you cant break our bond.

Dims: --p-- *Picks him up and teleports to the villain room*

Ian: oh-- p - p

Dims: You are an idiot.~

Ian: You don't think I know that?

Dims: Okay that's it.~ *Summons purple rope with yellow rhombuses and my tape*

Ian: oH.

Dims: --p-- *Throws him on the floor*

Ian: ow.

Dims: *Ties his hands behind him*

Ian: not again...

Dims: *Also ties his feet together*

Ian: So... what now?

Dims: *Rolls him on his back, rests my foot on his chest*

Ian: oof...

Dims: *Removes his mask*

Ian: Dims-- Diiiiims. Buuuudy.

Dims: -p-

Ian: yOUR NAME IS DA-

Dims: *Uses the whole roll* Ahh. Much better.~

Ian: mmmmm -p-

Dims: *Sees that L is on his way* ... -p- damn his stupid wrench.~

Dims: ... *Looks down at Ian*

Ian: *Squirming like a mother heccer*

Dims: *Bends down and presses my hand against his mouth* .... I wonder.~

Ian: *Squirms* mMMMMPH!! --p--

Dims: *Has an idea* ... Ahaha~ *Summons my leash and attaches it to his collar*

Ian: *Struggles*

Dims: *Pushes him against the wall*

Ian: mMPH?! *Hits the wall* mmmmmmm *Slides down the wall*

Dims: *Finger glows* ' v ' *Traces over the tape with a certain spell* okay. *Puts his mask back on* and-- *Does the same thing to the rope* I wonder.~

Dims: *Ties the leash to something* now attention.~ Ahahahahaha! *About to lean my face to his*

Ian: !! MMMMMPH!!!

L: *Kicks the door down* dIMENTIO.

Dims: **hehe.** Why. -p- I had him right where I want him!~

Ian: *Squirms*

L: ---p---

Dims: --p-- I'll be back.~ *Pretends to teleport away but just went invisible*

L: *Rushes over* You okay bud...?