Stuff I think of at 3:00am

Totally a title

Ian: *Kicks a door down* DAGGER.

Dagger: YES.

Ian: I HAVE A FAVOR.

Dagger: WHAT IS IT.

Ian: *Throws a straight jacket at him*

Dagger: ...What do you want me to do?

Ian: *Sticks arms out* ;p;

Dagger: You want me... to put it on you?

Ian: Yes. Arm loops and all. I have an idea.

Dagger: ...If you say so. *Puts it on him*

Ian: *Puts my arms in position*

Dagger: *Tightens the straps as much as I can*

Ian: eeeee-- I hate that strap.

Dagger: Okay well that's as tight as I can make it.

Ian: Okay. Now put a spell on it so once I get out it puts itself back on.

Dagger: ...You sure?

Ian: ;p;

Dagger: Okay. *Touches the jacket with my glowing finger*

Ian: *Struggles*

Dagger: What exactly is your plan?

Ian: Practice.

Dagger: aaaaaah.

Ian: *Lifting my hand up my shoulder  extremely slowly* oof. stupid arm loops.

Dagger: well you wanted them...

Ian: Yeah cause their most likely gonna use them. *Manages to get my hand on my shoulder* oKAY.

Dagger: Making progress.

Ian: Yep. Only took about 20 minutes.

Dagger: Hey. Practice makes perfect!

Ian: Yep yep. *Struggles to get it over my head* Ack--

Dagger: Tight?

Ian: *Out of breath* Extremely.

Dagger: Yeet.

Ian: *After 58 minutes finally gets my arm over my head* OKAY.

Dagger: Your about 80/100

Ian: Yep. *Struggles with the buckle* Theres gotta be a way to do this without your mouth. *Gets it undone* ;O; *Unbuckles it and throws it off* I DID IT. *It buckles back in place cause of the spell* Okay. Now to do it over and over.

Dagger: Good plan!

Ian: *Practiced for 2 hours* Okay. Now undo the spell once it's on. *Buckled back in place* OKAY.

Dagger: *Undoes the spell* Go.

Ian: *Escapes in about 12 seconds* WHOOOOOO.

Dagger: wHOOOO.

Ian: Heh. Better luck next time Boomentio.