Dagger: *Sneezes*
L: *Pouring chemicals together, making a potion* Bless you.
Dagger: *Straightens my red saftey googles* Thank you
L: Mhm. *Pours it in a cauldron*
Dagger: Here-- *Cleans his green saftey googles*
L: Oh thanks. *Stirs it*
Dagger: So uh. How do we know this will work...?
L: *Sigh* Were just gonna have to have faith...
Dagger: Okay...
L: Well thank you so much for your help!
Dagger: Yep! I believe in you! *Fades*
L: Okay... *Teleports some stuff to me* Uh-- oh yeah! *Makes a simple vanilla milkshake* .... *Shakes head* no no L. *Picks up a spoon and gets a spoonful of the potion* ...I hope this works. *Pours it in the milkshake* Okay-- *Stirs and mixes it all together* And now! *Sprays some whipcream on it* Okay... *Takes my goggles off and teleports to Ian* Yo yo!
Ian: Yo Yo? You're a yo-yo!
L: xD Hey, I made you a shake! *Puts a straw in it*
Ian: Oooo. Thanks bud! *'Happily' accepts it and sticks thr straw under my mask, drinks the shake*
L: *Nervously twiddles my thumbs* **please dont poison him. ;-;**
Ian: *Puts the glass down* That was pretty good ma dood!
L: Hey Ian.
Ian: Hey what?
L: How are you feeling?
Ian: Oh, I am feeling extremely suicidal! .....
L: **Aha.** Oh?
Ian: Wait no no-- I meant I am extremely suicidal right now and thinking about drowning myself. .......
L: Hmm.
Ian: ....
L: **Okay it worked. He cant lie!** So. How was your day?
Ian: Extremely bad. ..........
L: Huh.
Ian: Why cant I lie?!
L: I put a potion in that drink, you mad?
Ian: I would be but you mean literally everything to me so I can never be mad at you. Son of a beach!
L: Oh well I appreciate that, Ian. Now. Let's get serious. Recent time you harmed yourself?
Ian: Last night. .... *Hits myself in the head* ...just now. oMFG.
L: How often have you lied to me?
Ian: ! *Trying to put pressure on my mask* everyday.
L: Huh.
Ian: This sucks!
L: Are you childish?
Ian: .....yes. AHHHHHH!!!
L: Are you fine?
Ian: Nope! I need extreme help! ...
L: What did you do that day when you said there was paint everywhere?
Ian: !! **NO NO NO--** I cut the absolute crap out of my hands and arms. .....
L: ...
Ian: ...You werent suppose to know that.
L: Ian. Do you randomly text me things to get my attention?
Ian: ... **no no no NO** ...yes
L: Why.
Ian: I just see if you truly care about me and have the patience to deal with my annoyance...
L: Thanks for being honest.
Ian: I am not happy.
L: Ah. Do you like anyone besides me?
Ian: Nope!
L: Okay good. Okay this one is serious. Do you like the villains?
Ian: Yes. ......
L: ....
Ian: ....
L: ....Why
Ian: Because Antasma and Dimentio need help so King Boo might as well!
L: ...You really are nice. Are you willing to spend more time with them then with me?
Ian: **no please--** .... *Trying to lie* ..... yes.
L: ...
Ian: Its cause I can help you anyday but they need help as soon as possible...
L: Hmph. Guess that's fair.
Ian: y-yep.
L: Are you scared?
Ian: Very. Theres many things I dont want you to know about. ...... ;-;
L: Do I make you happy?
Ian: ......... *Covers my face* no...
L: ......oh. Is there a reason why?
Ian: yes...
L: Well. What's the reason.
Ian: ... **oh no.** Happines isnt in my programming. I cant feel it. Everytime I act like I'm laughing or happy its lying. I only lie to get you off my back. **....I wanna die.**
L: .......Huh. So everytime I hear you laugh or even see you smile, its fake?
Ian: ...yes
L: Good to know. *Hands him a drink* Drink this.
Ian: ??? *Drinks it*
L: How are you today?
Ian: Fine??? ....
L: Okay. I got all the information I need. *Stops the recording on my phone* L- ater! *Teleports away*
Ian: .... oh no.
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Stuff I think of at 3:00am
FanfictionNo. This will not make sense. But these are ideas or short comics I think of when I cant sleep.
