Ian: Sitting on the lab floor, coloring a picture with a jug of milk next to me (mood)
Dims: Behind him ... -p- Snaps
Ian: ??? Oh gosh... ;-;
Dims: Oh gosh is right.~
Ian: ? Turns around (TURN AROUND. EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE BITDJUDHD) !
Dims: Picks Ian up I think it's time.~ You think you can love L? Ahaha wrong. Only I am allowed to love L.~
Ian: 'p-p
Dims: So. Summons a needle
Ian: ! Squirms JSJJDHENDIRBDKFH
Dims: ;p Summons purple and yellow BENDABLE METAL. (3:00am is very dangerous.) I'm going all out.
Ian: Welp.
Dims: Sows his mouth shut (through mask *cough logic cough*) with the metal. ' v '
Ian: Oh. This is worse. Hang on... Inhale ... IDNDJBRFUBDIDNDJRJRJ
Dims: Summons my tape I'm not done yet.
Ian: How funny would it be if L walked in right now.
Dims: Impossible, I set up a free ice cream stand away from here.~
Ian: Its sad that it works.
Dims: Very true.~ Uses the whole d*ng roll >:p
Ian: oof.
Dims: By the way I put the tracking device back on your collar. -p-
Ian: Explains a lot.
Dims: yeet~ Tightens his mask all the way
Ian: Bruh.
Dims: Snaps Okay I think that parts good.~ Summons my rope
Ian: ... ;p What now?
Dims: Why arent you afraid, dafrick.~
Ian: I think I'm far to used too this to be afraid, plus, I like pain >:D
Dims: Yeah okay~ -p- Teleports to a lake
Ian: o.
Dims: I just know how much you love water!~~ Does a simple Dagger starter pack tie
Ian: That's very incorrect actually..
Dims: Stfu.
Ian: I am though. Just sucks for you cause you can read minds. ;p
Dims: -p- Throws him in a crate
Ian: oof.
Dims: Seals it shut with nails-- MAGIC. --p-- Puts it on a raft ---p--- Pops a hole in the raft Ciao.~ Pushes it out into the water Okay. Teleports away
Ian: Oh. Okay. Welp. Hums Titanic Collar beeping ;p this is fine. BOOM. WATER IS NOW FILLING THE BOX. ...Okay maybe this isnt fine..
Back to.. idfk. Now kids. Our lesson here today is; Make sure Mew sleeps or this happens.
L: Walks in my lab iT WAS A SCA- ...
Dims: Sitting on the floor ripping his picture (D:) Ciao Mr. L!~ :D
L: -p- Teleports away
Dims: Rude.~
L: A little beeping light on my wrench to tell me my cats in danger (ITS A COOL FEATURE. LeAvE mE bE.) Oh. Summons my remote Okay well. Follows it
Ian: Almost underwater despacito
L: Comes to a lake Frick. Sees a halfway sinking crate FRICK. Tosses my remote and hat off to the side oKAY. Dives in
Ian: d e s p a c i t o
L: Drags the crate out OOF.
Ian: oh cool ;p; I no longer sing despacito
L: Spins my hammer, takes the nails out and opens the lid
Ian: hi
L: Close call... huh?
Ian: I can't speak ;p;
L: Takes Ian out and unties him
Ian: Untightens my mask, takes it off, rips the tape off and slices the metal off with my claws SURVIVAL. Puts my mask back on
L: p-p
Ian: ;p;
L: Puts my hat on Wait I could of just teleported the crate to me..
Dagger: Appears playing Seinfeld
L: FRICK OFF.
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Stuff I think of at 3:00am
Hayran KurguNo. This will not make sense. But these are ideas or short comics I think of when I cant sleep.
