Stuff I think of at 3:00am

Song 1 (Peter To Hook)

CH: -p- *Fixes my hat, on my ship*

Peter: *Leans on the sail rope* Well, well, well, what have we here?

CH: *Looks up* -o-

Peter: Captain Hook, huh?

Peter: *Puts thumb on tip of nose and wiggles fingers* Oh, *Makes a fist and rubs it back and forth, as in crying* I'm really scared!

Peter: *Flies down* So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha ha!

CH: *Grabs my sword* -P-

Peter: *Laughs* You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my *pulls left eye lid down while dodging Hook's sword* eyes!

Peter: *Pulls my dagger out and blocks his sword* You're jokin' me, you gotta be!

Peter: *Flies behind him and pokes him with my dagger* This can't be the right guy!

CH: *Tries to kill him* omg-- -p-

Peter: *Pulls his hat down* He's ancient, he's ugly, I don't know which is worse.

Peter: I might just drop my sword, if I don't die laughing first!

Peter: When handsome ol Peter says, there is trouble close by, you better believe it old man, that it is you my dear friend, you better pay attention now, cause I'm the handsome Pete.

Peter: And if you keep fighting, then there is something, very wrong, 'Cause silly ol codfish, you know I always win, so stop trying, oh.

Ian: *Making sure nothing bad happens* Oh!

Peter: *Does a flip* Oh!

CH: -p-

Smee: *Enjoying the song* ;]

CH: *Looks* -o- *Hits him with my hook*

Ian: *Skips in le air* Oh!

Peter: *Keeps showing off* Oh!

Ian: Oh, he's the handsome Peter Pan!

Peter: And if I'm feeling nice, *shrugs* I may just let you win, oops, just kidding! Grab your sword Hook, it's time for me to win!

Peter: And don't ya know the one thing, that would make this interesting? If you stopped trying to hurt my Lost Boys you deadly den of sin!

Peter: *Flips my sword* Oh!

Ian: Oh!

Peter: Oh!

Ian: Oh!

Peter: Oh!

Ian: Yeah!

Peter: I'm the handsome Peter Pan!

CH: Get off my ship you flying devils from hell, Mr Smee fire the cannons, get them to the ground!

Peter: Ha! You're jokin', you're jokin'!

Peter: I can't believe my ears!

Peter: *Points* Would someone shut this fella up? I'm drowning in my tears!

Peter: *Flies down* It's funny, I'm laughing!

Peter: *Puts his hat on and marches in the air* You really are too much!

Peter: *Shoves it on his head* And now, with your permission, I wanna fight.

Peter: *Flies up* Oh, the sound of rooster crows, to me is music in the air!

Peter: 'Cause I'm the wonderful Peter Pan, and I always play fair!

Peter: It's much more fun, I must confess. When danger is involved.

Peter: I'm not worried, of course, why would I be?

Peter: I always win every dual!

CH: Aim the cannon Mr Smee, we've got them now! Hey Pan, stay still, so I can shoot you to the sun!

Peter: Oh, Hook, you're something.

Peter: You really try to win!

Peter: You arent gonna win, so stop fighting.

Peter: It's hopeless, you wont win!

Peter: I am here to stay.

Peter: 'Cause I'm handsome ol Pete.

Peter: And I ain't goin, nowhere! *Laughs and flies away*

(This is actually really bad, oops)