Stuff I think of at 3:00am

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L: *Pacing back and forth in front of my bed, trying to think of an idea* ...

Ian: *Squirming around on his bed trying to get free* ;[ *Does it a little too much and falls* mMPH!

L: *Turns around quickly* ! *Grabs his sides to stop him from falling*

Ian: *Looks up at his face, tears are forming*

L: *Sigh* I know bud... I'm trying... *Gently puts him down on my floor and goes back to thinking*

Ian: ;[[ *Struggles*

L: *Snaps* Aha!

Ian: *Slowly looks up* ...?

L: *Looks down* I have an idea. *Gently picks him up*

Ian: ..?

L: *Teleports to a dark room*

Tas: *Hanging upside down* Zzzz

L: Hey-- psst, Tas.

Tas: Zzzzzzz

L: A- ... *Slowly puts Ian down at my feet*

Ian: .?

L: *Bends down and covers his ears* ahem. ANTASMA.

Tas: ?! sCREEEEEEE. *Falls from the ceiling and forms back into my self when I hit the floor*

Tas: *Hovers* vHO VOKE M- Oh. It's you. Vhat do you vant?

L: We have a little bit of a problem... *Uncovers his ears and removes his mask*

Tas: ??? *Hovers over there* Huh. *Tries to slice it* .... vHaT iS tHiS.

L: That's not the worse part. Watch. *Puts my hat on Ian's head, pulls it down so he can't see*

Ian: ....... *Having a small panic attack*

L: *Summons a knife* Watch. *Tries to cut the rope around his feet, nothin* ;[

Tas: So... hes stuck?

L: *Takes my hat off* Yes. *Puts it on*

Tas: Vho did it?

L: -p- clownface

Tas: --p-- screeeee

L: Yeah, he did something and I cant do anything about it... hes stuck... ;[

Tas: Vell. I cant do anything about it. I'm not good with magic and spells.

L: ...Magic-- spells-- *Snaps* Antasma you're a genius!

Tas: .. I am?

L: Cant talk rn-- I have an idea! *Puts Ian's mask in my pocket* Thanks for your help! *Gently picks him up*

Tas: But... I didnt do anythi-

L: *Teleports away*

Tas: Vell.

L: *Appears* DAGGER.

Dagger: ! *Drops my coffee cup* ... Uh--- yess?

L: We have a problem.

Dagger: What kind?

L: *Walks over to Dagger*

Dagger: ....oh *Finger glows blue*

L: Phew. Were finally gonna get you out of thi-

Dagger: oUCH.

L: ;-; what?

Dagger: I'm really sssorry L. But thissss isss Dims' sssspell. I cant inerfear with it...

L: ...S-So you mean... Hes stuck like this until Dims undoes it? Nobody else can?!

Dagger: Afraid sssso.

L: .... *Sigh* okay... thanks for trying. ;[

Dagger: Poor thing. Never getsss a break.

Ian: *Starting to cry* ;[[[[

L: *Picks Ian up* ...Theres no way Dims is gonna let him go either...

Dagger: Mossst, likely...

L: *Sigh* ... ;[

Dagger: *Snaps* Have you tried untying them? I know that wont work for the tape but what about the ropessss?

L: *Turns around* ... Dagger.

Dagger: Yess?

L: *Shows him* T-Theres no knots..

Dagger: ...oh.

L: Good idea though..

Dagger: Damn. Thought I had it. Well. I'll tell ya if I come up with an idea. For now... I would just try to... keep him calm?

L: ...yeah. *Teleports away*

...

L: *Puts Ian back on the floor* ... *Siiiiigh* so close. Yet SO far. *Clenches fists* Stupid Dims. I need to do something. *Walks away*

Ian: *Panting* ... *Struggles* ;[[[[

Dims: *Appears* My my, this is my best idea yet!~

Ian: ! MMMPH!!!

Dims: *Tickle tickle* Tickle tickle!

Ian: ;[[[[

L: *Walks back in* ... -p-

Dims: Ciao!~

L: Dims.

Dims: Yeeeees?~

L: *Teleports Ian infront of me, bends down and covers his ears* I'm only gonna say this once. And I'm gonna say it nice and calmly.

Dims: Okay, yes?~

L: uNDO IT YOU STUPID CLOWN!!!! LOOK AT HIM! HES SUFFERING, AGAIN. UNDO. IT. NOW.

Dims: Ahahaha wow!~ That was indeed very calming! but my answer is and will forever be, ahem. NO.~

L: *Let's go, clenches fists* ---p---

Dims: This is what he gets for being in a relationship with you when I was here first.~ -p-

L: We never. Were in. A FFREAKING RELATIONSHIP!!!

Dims: Ahahaha, lies.~

L: THAT'S IT. *Goes to tackle Dims*

Dims: Oh dear, ciao!~ *Teleports away*

L: oH SH- *Hits my wall* -------p-------

Ian: *Squirms, struggles, flails, rip* ;[[[

L: *Turns around* ... *sigh* ... *Walks back over*

Ian: *Looks up* ;[

L: *Picks him up* I'm sorry bud... I really am. *Sits on my bed* ;[[ *Puts him in my lap, puts his mask back on* I mean... **Dont say it.** Nevermind...

Ian: ;[[

L: Ik bud... *Wipes his tears* Ik... and there is no way in history I will leave you like this. I will get you out of this if it's the last thing I do on this hell.

Ian: ;[[[

L: **I dont think... I've ever seen him... s-so helpless... I gotta get him out of this...**