Stuff I think of at 3:00am

Maze

Stranger Things Maze At Universal

The Boys: *All walking through with Stranger Things Merch on*

...

L: Holy shit its dark.

Ian: It is? I cant tell. It's pretty bright.

Kb: I like the dark so.

Dagger: I want Season threeeeeeee.

Dims: Dont we all dear?~

Tas: It kind of looks like a cave in my opinion.

Boys: *Walking through the woods section*

Ian: Oh gosh.

Dagger: nOBODY BLEED.

L: *Cuts my finger on the popcorn bag, paper cut* oW. DAMN.

Dagger: MR L WHAT DID I JUST SAY.

Dims: *Filming* Pffft~

Tas: Ah yes. The voods. My home.

Kb: The woods arent your home???

Tas: Shut.

*BRANCH JUMPSCARE*

Ian: *Screams like Caleb* oh-- it's a branch.

L: Jesus Ian xDDDD

Dagger: wHEEZE.

Dims: I GOT THAT ON FILM.~

Tas: I thought that vas Dimmy.

Kb: LMFAO.

Ian: I'm sorry xDD it spooked me.

Boys: *Walking into the house section, the Christmas lights flickering*

Dagger: *Turns and points* iTS GONNA COME OUT OF THE WALL.

Kb: Duh.

*DEMAGORGON JUMPSCARE*

L: AH! *Falls backwards on accident*

Ian: HAH.

Dagger: pFFFT.

Dims: Sissies.~

Kb: Mhm.

Tas: *Helps L up* You good?

L: Yeah yeah.

Ian: *Imitates L's scream* xDDD

L: SHUT. *Picks my hat back up and puts it on* -p-

Boys: *In the lab part*

Dagger: *Falls to knees* mY HOME.

Dims: Pffft~

Kb: right then.

Tas: Vow.

*ANOTHER JUMPSCARE*

Ian: *Screams and jumps in L's arms* ;-;

L: p-p

Dagger: LMFAO.

Dims: Scaredy cat.~

Kb: Pffft.

Tas: Vhy is everyone scared? ;~;

L: *Keeps walking* ;L;

Ian: Sorry sorry. *Gets down*

Worker dressed as Hopper: *Jumps out*

Ian: *Screams again and jumps in L's arms*

L: oOF- *Falls backwards*

Dagger: *Got jumpscared* aHH-- Oh its Hopper!

Ian: oMG IM SORRY.

L: You're fine xD *Stands up*

Ian: *Jumps down*

Kb: So scary.

Dims: Mhm.~

Tas: Vay to ruin the fun. --p--

Boys: *The room where 11 sacrafices herself*

Ian: dOOD ITS 11.

L: wOAH. GIVE ME ALL YOUR WAFFLES.

Dagger: TF ARE WAFFLES.

L: EGGOS.

Dagger: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

Dims: Just keep walking.~

Kb: Mhm.

Tas: Everyone is an idiot.

*DEMAGORGON JUMPSCARE AGAIN*

The 3: *Get jumpscared*

L: jESUS.

Dagger: OH LORD. IT ALMOST ATE MY FACE.

Ian: *Punches the robot* ILL ELEVEN YOUR ASS.

L: PFFFFT.

Dagger: wHeEzE.

Boys: *And now the upside down*

L: Oh well here we go.

Ian: *Runs in* IM COMING WILL.

Dagger: iAN NOOOOOO.

Dims: Rip.~

Kb: ' v '

Tas: p~p

They: *Walk through*

Ian: *Jumps out* BOO.

L: JESUS--- *Covers face*

Dagger: pFFFFFFT.

Dims: Lmfao he got you good.~

Kb: I've seen better.

Tas: Omfg.

L: IAN.

Ian:  xDDDD

L: JESUS--- IAN WHY.

Ian: XDDDDD

Dims: Priceless.~

Boys: *Finally make it to the end*

Dagger: Doood that was lit.

L: I've discovered new things. Especially about Ian.

Ian: I was scared okay? ;-;

Tas: I thought it vas Dimmy but nope. It vas Ian.

Kb: Ikr. Lmfao.

Dims: I can scream louder.~

Ian: *Sigh* ;-;

L: I had fun tho.

Dagger: Ya.

Tas: dAGGER DIDNT MAKE ONE PUN. I FEEL HAPPY.

Dagger: Well actually--

Tas: *Puts pressure on his mask with my-- claws* NO.

Dims: And I have it all on film!~

Kb: yEET.