[Prompt: Fat is temporary caloric imbalance. But stupid is a permanent genetic malfunction.]
You thanked every deity there is for your agility as you near missed the corner of a table and didn't drop any of the bags you held in your arms. It was hard to carry them walking but running? That was a new kind of challenge.
"[y/n]! Get back here!" yelled the master detective slash your boyfriend from where he was a few meters behind. You knew it was stupid idea to steal his snacks but it had to be done!
"No way! You'll just eat all of this if I don't hide them!" you called back, jumping and nearly tripping over the safe that started all this because if he had locked it like he usually did, you'd have no chance of stealing all his goodies.
Though some of the blame was on the police too, you guessed, since they didn't have any case that would require Ranpo's help. This unfortunately resulted in said detective's boredom and therefore constant eating his sweets. How he didn't have any cavities was a mystery.
"What's wrong with that?!" he whined, almost catching you but you took a sharp turn at the last moment, almost knocking some chairs over. "You'll get fat and rot your teeth!" you complained, turning back to look at him.
"Fat is temporary caloric imbalance! But stupid is a permanent genetic malfunction–" he crash into you as you stopped at his words and glared at him angrily and hurt. Not even the fall wiped the look out of your face.
He realized his mistake, judging from the way his eyes widened. "[y/n], I...," he started but you just pushed the candies to his chest angrily. "No, fine, do whatever you want but don't come to me when you inevitably have to go to the dentist," you began to get up but he tugged your arm so you'd fall back to him where he trapped you with one arm holding your waist. "I'm sorry, you're not stupid," he gave you his best puppy-eyed look, "just not as clever as me?" He offered with a grin.
You started laughing as you flicked his forehead. Really, how could you stay mad at him when it was his dorkiness you fell in love with?
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