Biggest Wattpad Pet Peeves

Overconfident writers, part 5

I really am running out of creative names for all these similar people, so we're just calling them overconfident writers as well. Okay? Okay.

By the way, I posted that picture last chapter, if you read it before I did but were interested in seeing it. If not, that's cool too.

So what I'm talking about in this chapter are traders. Vote traders, follow traders, read traders, comment traders.

This sounds like we have a whole caravan of Wattpad merchants.

I hate when I see people offering to, for example, vote on your story if you'll vote on theirs. I covered a ton of similar things already, I know, but this is kind of different, so here we go. If you're thinking "same ole, same ole", I won't be mad if you give up on the overconfident writers ones. I think this is the last one? Then again, I thought the first one was going to be the only one. Whoops, tad bit off there.

But I digress, back to the rant.

Dude, when you do this you're literally telling us that you're a fake fan AND a fake reader all mushed into one fake person. Just kidding, I'm sure you actually exist (unlike the people with fewer rcv's than on the U.G. list). But I'm allowed to make fun of you like that if you try to vote trade or something.

Maybe I should call them vote barterers instead, just to be unique. Still reminds me of a caravan of merchants, though.

So I guess I should thank you for spelling it out for me. You're a fake fan, you're a fake reader, therefore, I shouldn't waste any time on you because quite frankly, I don't really want your fake reads or votes or follows. And it's evident you don't really respect me or my writing.

Let me make this clear, even though I'm pretty sure I've already made it abundantly clear in this rant book. I will read, follow, vote, or comment IF I FEEL LIKE IT. But what if I read, follow, vote, or comment on your - Nope, IF I FEEL LIKE IT. But what if I ask nicely - No, no, no, only IF I FEEL LIKE IT. Any questions? Once more for good measure: IF I FEEL LIKE IT. Is it crystal clear now?

And if you're trying to try to wheedle me into doing it, I'm not really gonna feel like it. Just saying.

You know, maybe I should actually call this underconfident writers. Because they're so sure their work sucks and no one will rcvf (the 'f' stands for follow or fan) that they have to coerce people to do it. They're probably right.

Isn't vote trading and stuff illegal on Wattpad anyways? Something about not earning the votes or something? Or am I thinking of something else? I don't know, you never know with me. My mind is all over the place most of the time.